Friday, February 29, 2008
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I had a few goals when I moved to the nations 's capitol awhile back. I wanted to be a press secretary for a member of Congress, sleep with one of the Bush twins(preferably in the White House) and party at the Real Word Crib if the show ever made it to DC.Almost 4 years ago, there were vicious rumors that a Real World House was selected in the heart of Adams Morgan, one of the major DC bar areas, but they turned up false.
The Real World DC rumor is back and it appears to have some real legs this time. The show is trying to cast activist and politically minded people, which brings DC to mind as a location.
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I hope they realize most of these people are either cookie cutter elitist snobs, political nerds, or frugly weirdos. Hell, I am a dork, weird, and an adopted east coast elitist, wonder if they could wave the age requirement?If the Real World ends up filming in DC, I will stalk the cast members until I get back to their pimp pad to rage it down, Mac G Style.
My man at TV Tan Line would be stoaked and my teenage cousins would think that I am the coolest relative ever.
Happy Leap Day FOCKERS!
Props to TV Tan Line for the Real World SYDNEY screen grabs
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The Real World Coming to DC?
Mac Gs World
I attended the University of Iowa in Iowa City for 4 and 1/2 years. I squeezed every bit of fun of that crazy college town and during my reign, I was a major member of the party "scene."
I am not really proud of that fact but hell, I still escaped IC with a Journalism/Poly Sci degree and most of my brain cells. I ended up with enough membrane to ramble on this blog, which however is a very low bar accomplishment.
My addictions developed in college unfortunately still came with me once I left Iowa but hey, you take the good with the bad and deal with it. I learned a hard lesson early that buying rounds of Tequila shots is not a frugal endeavor in the "real world' and specials like "dollar you call it or 2 dollar Steins," are complete foreign phrases in 99% of all other drinking establishment cultures.
Hell, what is the point of this post? The Academy Award for best original screenplay went to Diablo Cody for writing the movie "Juno." It turns out Diablo, who's real name is Brook Busey-Hunt, attended Iowa at the same time as myself.
I have an eery feeling that we have met before and I can not place it, see my aforementioned fuzzy memory. We either shared some classes, a coffee at the Java house or a bathroom stall at an after hours party. Maybe we conversed at Dolls, the ex-local gentleman's club, while she was studying up for one of her future literary topics.
Diablo ended up in the Twin Cities working at a seedy strip club. She chronicled her experience in the book, Candy Girl: A Year in The Life of an Unlikely Stripper.
She has a cool blog called Pussy Ranch, a guest column for EW, a Showtime pilot working with Steven Spielberg and now an Oscar. Diablo has leaked semi nude photos on the web.
Who says it does not pay to strip? Go Hawks!
And if you are wondering, Yes and sober.
The video of her appearance on the Dave Letterman show about her book is pretty hilarious.
Diablo Cody's Wikipedia Page
Her Racy Photos
Diablo Cody's MySpace Page
Video of Her Appearance on Letterman
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Stephen Colbert came up with the clever famous phrase, "reality has a well-known liberal bias."
On his show last night, Colbert interviewed former Bush Admin paid press liar, Tony Snow. Colbert's question to Snow sums up quite well the "trust the government" line of argument spewed daily from GW and his GOP minions over illegally spying on law abiding citizens.
"Is there any other aspects of what the government does that we as Americans would be better off not knowing?"
On his show last night, Colbert interviewed former Bush Admin paid press liar, Tony Snow. Colbert's question to Snow sums up quite well the "trust the government" line of argument spewed daily from GW and his GOP minions over illegally spying on law abiding citizens.
"Is there any other aspects of what the government does that we as Americans would be better off not knowing?"
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
- Agent Zero updates his injury rehab and rates the NBA trading deadline. He might provide more insight than all 1o of the blow hards covering the NBA for ESPN. Agent Zero: The Blog File
- Here is a 2008 moment for ya, a site where college students posts juicy rumors about other students,For example, " Witch Bitch of ASU" or Biggest Tits on campus." All the details can be found at the Brahsome.
- The ACC has the most players in the NBA, with the Big East a close second. Simon on Sports
- UK fans tracked down Patrick Patterson's facebook to find out if he was really going pro. Intentional Foul
- Bruce Pearl is a bad ass and I still root for Tyler Smith. Loser With Socks
- One time I was arrested at an Iowa football game. Total BS. MD 20/20 was being passed around the student section, cop said it was mine, wrote me up a fine. On my way out of Kinnick, I mumbled ass hole under my breath, one pig heard me, and I ended up in the stadium holding cell next to some uber drunk dude acting like a chimp climbing the walls. My final destiny was an escort to the county slammer and an orange jumper. I wish I made this story up and it is not as cool as these drunk fan escapades. Busted Coverage
- Check out my latest post on Just Say No Sports videos. Epic Carnival
- I knew making it rain should be on the Wonderlic test. The World of Isaac
- Kneck Beard is back competing with Sex Cannon for the Bears QB job. Fan IQ
- Reggie Bush is ducking law depositions. Sportscrack
- Great breakdown of all time comedy cinematic greats. Caddyshack in my number one. Hey, Wang, LET's DANCE! Dirty Laundry
- Tree was in Memphis, working the big game and he provides a picture gallery. Tree's Trunk
- It appears Super Recruit QB Terrelle Pryor is a major Dbag. Bleacher Report
- Knicks beat writers do not hold anything back on describing their shit hole team. The Legend of Cecilio Guante
- I could post these Mammary pix everyday and be fine with it. Got Milk?Uncle Rico's Time Machine
- Dubai is sick fairy tale land. Tasty Booze
- Bridget Moynahan puts her Baby Daddy in place. On 205th
- Who could forget Antonella Barba? Miss 07 American Idol contestant loved to show skin and kiss girls. Hottest Girls of MySpace
- NSFW but a video of a great pair of fun bags. Bright Black Internet
- Starfuks shut down for 3 hours and Americans probably had with drawls. Holy Taco
- I can never look at Raptors player Jorge Garbajosa the same again. Cuzoogle
- Jennifer Love Hewit is fat and ugly, proving my theory that there are hotter girls in your supermarket than the celebs on the magazine covers in them. Blog of Hilarity
- All time sexy teachers that like to bang young boys. Coed Magazine
- Kevin Faulk got busted with 4 joints in his pocket going in to a Lil Wayne concert. Rookie Mistake, put those is your sock or cigarette pack.Construda
Mac Gs World
I try not to mention America Idol much because I do not care too much for the show and it sure does not need my help in the publicity department.
I caught a few of these male "performances" Tuesday night and this show continues to ruin US pop culture. Americans are glued to this glorified karaoke contest which is judged by a smart ass Brit, a drunk washed up pop star and an overweight "Dawg." I could list all the reason it sucks but why bother?
Two things caught my attention on last night's show. Paula Abdul truly is a waste of space and how she is called a "judge" is beyond me. She just stutters, mumbles, and talks in random circles.
Half the time it appears she wants to blow every guy on stage, even the gay ones. I would label Paula a train wreck but it would be an insult to Amtrak and Union Pacific workers.
Here is an example of her miserable professional insight. It was 70s theme last night and Dbag Ryan Seacrest asked Paula why the 70s were such a great time for music. Go to 4:48 of this video for her response
"There were some great songs that came out of the 70s, some great songs." This chick makes a boat load of money for this type of analysis? Some drunk at a bar could mumble more deep thought than her and his payment would only be shots of Jameson.
One more point, did anyone catch Ricki Martin Junior? If you want a good laugh, check out Jason Yeager's closing move. Go to 2:45 of this video.
Was that a new type of Lawn mower move? I am still perplexed and highly amused. I will give Simon props for putting this dude in his place.
Mac Gs World
I caught a few of these male "performances" Tuesday night and this show continues to ruin US pop culture. Americans are glued to this glorified karaoke contest which is judged by a smart ass Brit, a drunk washed up pop star and an overweight "Dawg." I could list all the reason it sucks but why bother?
Two things caught my attention on last night's show. Paula Abdul truly is a waste of space and how she is called a "judge" is beyond me. She just stutters, mumbles, and talks in random circles.
Half the time it appears she wants to blow every guy on stage, even the gay ones. I would label Paula a train wreck but it would be an insult to Amtrak and Union Pacific workers.
Here is an example of her miserable professional insight. It was 70s theme last night and Dbag Ryan Seacrest asked Paula why the 70s were such a great time for music. Go to 4:48 of this video for her response
"There were some great songs that came out of the 70s, some great songs." This chick makes a boat load of money for this type of analysis? Some drunk at a bar could mumble more deep thought than her and his payment would only be shots of Jameson.
One more point, did anyone catch Ricki Martin Junior? If you want a good laugh, check out Jason Yeager's closing move. Go to 2:45 of this video.
Was that a new type of Lawn mower move? I am still perplexed and highly amused. I will give Simon props for putting this dude in his place.
Mac Gs World
This Democratic Presidential nomination race is clearly over and a big unprecedented upset win for Obama. He took the Democratic Clinton machine head on and came out the victor.
Since the media still needs a storyline to sell corporate ads and the Clintons to slap around, the "horse race" continues on.
Do you expect the media to start covering boring stories like Turkey troops killing Kurds in Iraqi territory or the daily carnage in the ClusterFuk known as Iraq?
Please, talking heads have the 20th democratic debate to breakdown and declare a mythical winner on "points."
I am a political junkie with a poly sci degree and I can not stomach this crap anymore. I have no idea how voters with luke warm interest can take it.
I am sorry, back to the horse race!
Obama has more money, greater enthusiasm among his supporters and higher poll numbers. He keeps winning all types of states and most importantly, Obama has an advantage in pledged/super delegates.
Senator Hillary Clinton has put her slim chances( or should I be a MSM pundit and say, FIREWALL) in the March 4th primaries Texas and Ohio, hoping wins there can restart her campaign. She would need victories in Texas and Ohio by large margins,10-20 points, in each state to close the gap and this is not going to happen.
Even if she squeaks out a win in Texas, the delegate count will basically be a wash and a potential victory in Ohio would be almost meaningless in terms of net delegates because Obama could offset some of her advantage by gains in Vermont and Rhode Island.
I would stop listening to any pundit on TV until after the polls close on next Tuesday. Anything they say is pure speculation, usually wrong and total fluff that will make you dumber.
Here are few other reasons why Obama has things wrapped up in Texas and Ohio anyway. Obama met with Texas football coach Mack Brown and some of this players, resulting in this classic Heisman pose.
This sure beats John Kerry wearing a goofy space suit or calling my Packers' home, "Lambert Field."
Portland Blazers Center and ex Ohio State standout, Greg Oden endorsed Obama on his blog. Obama is an avid basketball fan and still runs in pick up games.
My new goal in life is to play in a hoops game with Obama to see how scrappy he is in the paint. My original DC goal was to have sex with Jenna Bush, claim mission accomplish and leave town. Hmmm, my priorities sure seem to have changed. As usual, I blame monogamy.
Anyway, Oden spoke with our future president on the phone and Obama razzed him about his new Mohawk haircut.
Iraq's Fd in the A
2008 Prez Democratic Delegate Count
Obama throws up Heisman pose with Longhorns
Oden endorses Obama on his blog
Mac Gs World
Since the media still needs a storyline to sell corporate ads and the Clintons to slap around, the "horse race" continues on.
Do you expect the media to start covering boring stories like Turkey troops killing Kurds in Iraqi territory or the daily carnage in the ClusterFuk known as Iraq?
Please, talking heads have the 20th democratic debate to breakdown and declare a mythical winner on "points."
I am a political junkie with a poly sci degree and I can not stomach this crap anymore. I have no idea how voters with luke warm interest can take it.
I am sorry, back to the horse race!
Obama has more money, greater enthusiasm among his supporters and higher poll numbers. He keeps winning all types of states and most importantly, Obama has an advantage in pledged/super delegates.
Senator Hillary Clinton has put her slim chances( or should I be a MSM pundit and say, FIREWALL) in the March 4th primaries Texas and Ohio, hoping wins there can restart her campaign. She would need victories in Texas and Ohio by large margins,10-20 points, in each state to close the gap and this is not going to happen.
Even if she squeaks out a win in Texas, the delegate count will basically be a wash and a potential victory in Ohio would be almost meaningless in terms of net delegates because Obama could offset some of her advantage by gains in Vermont and Rhode Island.
I would stop listening to any pundit on TV until after the polls close on next Tuesday. Anything they say is pure speculation, usually wrong and total fluff that will make you dumber.
Here are few other reasons why Obama has things wrapped up in Texas and Ohio anyway. Obama met with Texas football coach Mack Brown and some of this players, resulting in this classic Heisman pose.
This sure beats John Kerry wearing a goofy space suit or calling my Packers' home, "Lambert Field." Portland Blazers Center and ex Ohio State standout, Greg Oden endorsed Obama on his blog. Obama is an avid basketball fan and still runs in pick up games.
My new goal in life is to play in a hoops game with Obama to see how scrappy he is in the paint. My original DC goal was to have sex with Jenna Bush, claim mission accomplish and leave town. Hmmm, my priorities sure seem to have changed. As usual, I blame monogamy.
Anyway, Oden spoke with our future president on the phone and Obama razzed him about his new Mohawk haircut.
Iraq's Fd in the A
2008 Prez Democratic Delegate Count
Obama throws up Heisman pose with Longhorns
Oden endorses Obama on his blog
Mac Gs World
I watched Vanderbilt upset newly minted number one Tennessee last night. The Commodores outplayed the Vols and deserved the victory on their home court. Vandy stud Shan Foster is a baller.
My problem was with the Vandy student body and their lack of a celebration afterwards on the court. They allowed 10 rent a cops stop a potential student party mob of a thousand. This is the ESPN highlights of the game and pay attention to the student section.
Here is the another post game video and notice the low number of cops with their weak barricade.
Vandy just beat the number one team in the country, an in state rival, and this is how the students celebrate? Lame.
College fans are usually criticized for unjustly spilling on to the court when a victory does not warrant such outward revelry. Not the other way around.
There is a reason that two of the best college hoops blogs are called Storming the Floor and Rush the Court.
Take note Vandy fan, this is how a student body storms the court after defeating a highly ranked team at home. Oklahoma State beat number 5 KU in Stillwater on Saturday and mayhem ensues immediately.
My favorite part is the long haired dude in an Okie State jersey with his hat on backwards, sprinting to half court and trying the chest jump bump on a Cowboys player. Awesome
Jeff Spicoli would have been proud.
The Sporting Blog saw the same weak celebratory effort out of the Commodores.
UPDATE: The Big Lead has a link to an article referring to Vanderbilt getting fined 2 times for their fans rushing onto the court. Still Very Lame.
Mac Gs World
My problem was with the Vandy student body and their lack of a celebration afterwards on the court. They allowed 10 rent a cops stop a potential student party mob of a thousand. This is the ESPN highlights of the game and pay attention to the student section.
Here is the another post game video and notice the low number of cops with their weak barricade.
Vandy just beat the number one team in the country, an in state rival, and this is how the students celebrate? Lame.
College fans are usually criticized for unjustly spilling on to the court when a victory does not warrant such outward revelry. Not the other way around.
There is a reason that two of the best college hoops blogs are called Storming the Floor and Rush the Court.
Take note Vandy fan, this is how a student body storms the court after defeating a highly ranked team at home. Oklahoma State beat number 5 KU in Stillwater on Saturday and mayhem ensues immediately.
My favorite part is the long haired dude in an Okie State jersey with his hat on backwards, sprinting to half court and trying the chest jump bump on a Cowboys player. Awesome
Jeff Spicoli would have been proud.
The Sporting Blog saw the same weak celebratory effort out of the Commodores.
UPDATE: The Big Lead has a link to an article referring to Vanderbilt getting fined 2 times for their fans rushing onto the court. Still Very Lame.
Mac Gs World
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
I apologize for promoting the whole Kimmel/Silverman/Affleck/Damon comedy drama. It is funny but I can only take so much of Damon, Affleck, and Kimmel.
This is especially problematically when the lyrics keep forcing me to think of those overrated Dbags in sexual positions.
Now Silverman is my girl and I would share some good cheese with her any day.
Here are some hot videos of Rachel Bilson, you know, a girl that you might actually want to F. Oh, you are welcome.
Mac Gs World
This is especially problematically when the lyrics keep forcing me to think of those overrated Dbags in sexual positions.
Now Silverman is my girl and I would share some good cheese with her any day.
Here are some hot videos of Rachel Bilson, you know, a girl that you might actually want to F. Oh, you are welcome.
Mac Gs World
A NSFW video courtesy of the Notorious DEK.
Here is the Sarah Silverman video Rogen parodied.
Jimmy Kimmel gets back at Silverman's infidelity.
Mac Gs World
Here is the Sarah Silverman video Rogen parodied.
Jimmy Kimmel gets back at Silverman's infidelity.
Mac Gs World
I do not post much about the Wizards and I usually save my rantings for the best Wizards blog on the planet, Bullets Forever.
Lately, it has been pretty depressing rooting for the Wizards. I rail on Coach Eddie Jordan's sub patterns and harp about the deficiencies of the players on the court.
However, the bottom line is playing an NBA schedule without your 2 best players is not a recipe for success and this team will be prone to severe setbacks until they return.
This amazing road upset last night in New Orleans was a much needed victory for anyone who follows the Zards. Wizards announcer Steve Buckhantz has another memorable call.
Mac Gs World
Lately, it has been pretty depressing rooting for the Wizards. I rail on Coach Eddie Jordan's sub patterns and harp about the deficiencies of the players on the court.
However, the bottom line is playing an NBA schedule without your 2 best players is not a recipe for success and this team will be prone to severe setbacks until they return.
This amazing road upset last night in New Orleans was a much needed victory for anyone who follows the Zards. Wizards announcer Steve Buckhantz has another memorable call.
Mac Gs World
Monday, February 25, 2008
- Carmen Electra is looking luscious in a Russian Magazine. (Bright Black Internet)
- Federica Ridolfi's MySpace page sucks but she still makes me want to learn Italian. (Hottest Girls of MySpace)
- There is a college class to learn how to cultivate cannabis. (Tasty Booze)
- Tempe 12 has unbelievable hot chicks and I am still awaiting for an invite to one of their campus shoots. (Busted Coverage)
- A 21 year old might be banging Elle McPherson and the Orioles just hired a 27 year old to their front office. My 20s sucked in comparison. (On 205th)
- Vols fans are pumped about their big hoops win over Memphis and celebrated by burning things. My college roommates burned an extra dresser of ours once in the backyard while I was away for the weekend. The Fire Department was called because the flame was so big. I was pissed that somehow we would get billed by the city and I was not apart of the pyro fun. (Loser With Socks)
- I have never understood the need for Joe Lunardi or the sports media's obsession over bubble teams, who will be lucky to win a game in the tourney anyway. (Epic Carnival)
- Stephen A. Smith LOVES CHEESY DOODLES! DID YOU HEAR HIM? (Brahsome)
- Nice Recap of the Oscars. Could they drag 4 hours out anymore? YIKES! (Blog of Hilarity)
- Gary Busey ate some fresh veggies, washed it down with shroom tea and hit the red carpet. (Cuzoogle)
- Vegas has released their odds to win the World Series and my favorite teams still suck. (Sportscrack)
- Manny has 6 toes! (Barstool Sports)
- I am getting pumped for the new Nats stadium to open up next month. My seats are 3rd row from the wall in straight away left field. I plan on attending at least 20 games, pounding tuns of booze at the new bar in dead center, and yelling at the bum Austin Kearns relentlessly. (Deuce of Davenport)
- Clever post comparing the new upcoming hollywood trim to MLB rookies. (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
The NFL Draft combine coverage on the NFL network always sucks me in. It is pretty creepy that I enjoy watching 20 something males running, jumping, and lifting weights in tights.This gawking homophobic behavior is probably prohibited in some states by a backwards arcane law like the Texas one outlawing the purchase of vibrators.
Nonetheless, I am compelled to keep tunning in and I spent considerable time over the weekend glued to the NFL Channel.
My favorite part is listening to Arizona Weight training coach and combine spotter, John Tott, pump up the players during the bench press lifts.
Check Coach Tott out in rare form and here is his pep talk.
If I could train with Coach Tott, I would be posting ripped shirtless self portraits on my MySpace account in no time.
RB Darren McFadden(Dmac) blazed to a bad ass 40 time and should have solidified his spot as the number one RB in the draft. NFL Network draft Analyst Mike Mayock disagrees and ranks Illinois Raysheed Mendnahall over DMac. Mayock believes DMac fumbles too much, has character issues and is not strong enough in the lower body.
I could not disagree more with his assessment. If I remember correctly, pundits questioned Adrian Peterson for being injury prone, lack of receiving skills and his upright running style. Apete slid to 7 and then he ripped off one of the best rookie RB seasons in NFL history.
I see the same nitpicks on DMac. He dominated the best conference in America (SEC) and gashed the BCS champs LSU. DMac played in a gimmick offense, where he was lined up as a QB in the shotgun. He is hands down the best RB and might even be the top overall player.
Although DMac needs to use some of his future wealth to buy some rubbers.
The Blog Construda attended the combine and the NFL networks' Adam Schefter was pulling a Chris Berman on his camera crew.
Another favorite highlight this weekend was watching Schefter catch a football and run down the field for an apparent make believe touchdown. His stated dismay was the end zone being void of goal posts so he was unable to spike the ball over them.
I was unable to locate this hilarious video. Damn NFL Youtube Ban.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Erin Andrews, or just EA since we are tight in the internet stalker type of way, tried out a St. Pattys Day outfit on Saturday night in Memphis.
Here is EA from last week at Indiana during the Gameday show and we hope she puts these baggy jeans back in her closet. With a great pooper like hers, EA should only be wearing tight jeans or spandex pants.
Here is EA from last week at Indiana during the Gameday show and we hope she puts these baggy jeans back in her closet. With a great pooper like hers, EA should only be wearing tight jeans or spandex pants.
- Loser With Socks has video of Bruce Pearl pumped up at halftime talking to EA.
- Tasty Booze discusses the strapless G String.
- Busted Coverage uncovers a crazy St. Patty's Day party in Champaign, Illinois. They must have read me ripping on their campus. Iowa City still blows them away and Madtown is the only Big 10 school comparable.
- On 205th highlights the obvious that no one cares about Linsey Lohan the actress. America is more entertained with Lohan, the coke blowing trainwreck whore with big cans.
- Hottest Girls of MySpace locates my favorite new dentist.
- Brahsome digs into the mysterious GSpot.
- Epic Carnival lists top 10 ways for other PGA golfers to compete with Tiger.
- Bright Black World recaps the lovely buttocks of Jessica Alba.
- Blog of Hilarity finds out that Jessica Simpson's movie that tanked in America is rolling in the Ukraine. Papa Simpson's power has no bounds.
- Cuzoogle makes me feel old as the baby on the Nevermind Album cover is 17.
- Attuworld provides a lesson on Guinness drinking.
- Coed Magazine posts about 9 dudes getting arrested at a Frat Party in Boulder.
- The Put Down describes his ex-job as a Adult Video Store clerk. UM, Awesome.
- Holy Taco posts about fans honor Harry Carry's passing by drinking a big ass beer.
- The Bastardly finds some great breasts at the Oscars.
- Details Magazine wonders if having too much girth on a dude's G Unit is the key to happiness. CEOs of Penis pump makers seem to think this is true.
- Blog Pig lists the lineup for the T in the Park music festival
- Drunked Stepfather shows off hottie Megan Fox.
Friday, February 22, 2008
The weather today in the nation's capitol is cold/rainy and my head is killing as the hangover from tap beer sucks.
I just spent 430 dollars on 8 concert tickets to 2 April DC Widespread Panic shows at the Warner Theater and $85.50 of it went to Ticketbastard because their service is SO essential to the concert experience.
It now costs $10.05 "convenience" charge per ticket and $5.10 per order for a processing fee. I am sure the extra change(.15 cents total) was added to offset higher milk, bread and gas prices. Damn Inflation and Gordon Gecko.
Good times at the Will Leitch Book Event. He was very funny and witty. I initially stalked him paparazzi style with my camera, mumbled like an awestruck fan when introducing myself and then later shot the breeze with him while having some drinks at a bar in Gtown.
It is very refreshing to see Will's success has not swelled up his head and he takes time to listen to dudes like myself blab about their lame stories/blogs. Maybe it is the midwestern boy in him.
Also, I met some other "bloggers," who were actually cool and even one attractive female. Yes, there were girls there, well like 2 but still more than I expected.
I well have more later about the event with pictures, it is time for some Advil.
Here is a reward for those reading about my bitching and this video had me visioning my new golf SWING this summer.
I just spent 430 dollars on 8 concert tickets to 2 April DC Widespread Panic shows at the Warner Theater and $85.50 of it went to Ticketbastard because their service is SO essential to the concert experience.
It now costs $10.05 "convenience" charge per ticket and $5.10 per order for a processing fee. I am sure the extra change(.15 cents total) was added to offset higher milk, bread and gas prices. Damn Inflation and Gordon Gecko.
Good times at the Will Leitch Book Event. He was very funny and witty. I initially stalked him paparazzi style with my camera, mumbled like an awestruck fan when introducing myself and then later shot the breeze with him while having some drinks at a bar in Gtown.
It is very refreshing to see Will's success has not swelled up his head and he takes time to listen to dudes like myself blab about their lame stories/blogs. Maybe it is the midwestern boy in him.
Also, I met some other "bloggers," who were actually cool and even one attractive female. Yes, there were girls there, well like 2 but still more than I expected.
I well have more later about the event with pictures, it is time for some Advil.
Here is a reward for those reading about my bitching and this video had me visioning my new golf SWING this summer.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
This evening I am headed down to the Georgetown Barnes and Noble for Will Leitch's , the Deadspin Zen master, DC book reading. I am undecided if I am going to unveil Mac G's Deep Throat identity to the fellow pasty white sports blogger dorks in attendance. If it gets me a free drink at the after "party", done and done.Will had a live Washington Post chat today and even though he left out MGW, it is still pretty funny. I plan on supporting his nicotine and java habit by purchasing his book, "God Save the Fan." My only request is for Will's Illini loving ass to inscribe to my Iowa Hawkeye Ass this:
"To Mac G: Bruce Pearl is my hero and I offered Deon Thomas that lemon. Champaign is Iowa City's bitch. Will."
PS. I will be the white guy, attempting to grow the Sergio McClain beard just to make Will feel back in midwest. word, Mac G.
WPost Chat with Deadspin Godfather Will Leitch
(Picture Credit to Mr. Irrelevant)
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Do not forget about this evening's Lunar Eclipse. It could be another excuse to toast and tote on a Wednesday night. The next Lunar eclipse will not be until 2010 or year two of the Barack Obama presidency.
The peak time to see the total lunar eclipse will be at 10:26 p.m. EST
When to watch for the Lunar Eclipse
Eclipses occur only at full moon when the sun, Earth and moon are in a perfect line. Because the moon's orbit around Earth is not perfectly aligned with the plane of Earth's orbit around the sun, eclipses do not occur at every full moon.
The moon will enter Earth's umbral shadow (the full shadow) at 8:43 p.m. ET (that's 7:43 p.m. Central, 6:43 p.m. Mountain and 5:43 p.m. Pacific) on Wednesday, Feb. 20. It will appear as though an ever-larger bite is being taken out of the moon.
Some 78 minutes later, the moon will slip into full eclipse. About 51 minutes later, a bright scallop will appear as the moon starts emerging. It will be completely out of the umbral shadow at 9:09 p.m. Pacific time, which is 12:09 a.m. ET on Thursday morning.
More Info on the Lunar Eclipse
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
- Drunken Stepfather makes it into Maxim magazine and he is pretty fired up about it, in a smart ass kind of way. The site is uber NSFW but it is a bookmark keeper.
- Co-Ed Magazine locates another Brazilian Bombshell.
- Hottest Girls of MySpace pimps out a Playboy model.
- Hottie Hunter is money with his soccer babe finds.
- Tasty Booze uncovers a You Tube delight.
- Busted Coverage might have the remedy for my quasi Erin Andrews obsession, locating the next EA. ( I have more EA pictures too from last weekend. My man with the EA connect is golden.)
- Brahsome smokes out a story about the U of Michigan finding cannabis plants in the university greenhouse.
- Loser With Socks is puzzled about the recent LSU QB's suspension. I love the McLovin photoshop.
- Bright Black Internet unveils that women think about sex every 14 minutes at work.
- Blog of Hilarity discovers a Heath Ledger Joker action figure is on sale.
- Cuzoogle posts a Jason Kidd look alike.
Honestly, I do not remember one Science project from my formative years but I would like to think they were as funny as the ones found on Photo Basement.
Here are my favorite presentations and be sure to check out all 41 of them.
Photo Basement Science Projects
(Thanks to My Buddy BC for the tip)
Here are my favorite presentations and be sure to check out all 41 of them.
WASTED
Who's Your Daddy?
Crystal Meth. Friend or Foe?
Photo Basement Science Projects(Thanks to My Buddy BC for the tip)
There are few things in life that can make me go dead silent and this video is one of them. I thought watching the movie, "Jesus Camp," was disturbing enough but then the Notorious DEK sends me 4 minutes of pure ignorance.
I was always dumbfounded how the main Jack Daniels' distillery could be located in Lynchburg, Tennessee, a town in a dry county. The answer to my inquiry now seems clear as JC's complexion.
I was always dumbfounded how the main Jack Daniels' distillery could be located in Lynchburg, Tennessee, a town in a dry county. The answer to my inquiry now seems clear as JC's complexion.
For years, I have promoted a half kidding belief that my "boys" would have a difficult time making the long upstream swim to the egg birthing dam.This unproven proclamation was due to two contributing factors. My former life of burning bowls full of Nebraska brown frown and my record of zero offspring after years of random philandering, raw dawg style.
The "my boys cant swim," line always produced a chuckle from my partners/victims. Of course my gfriend, the lovely Miss SoBelle, does not laugh so I have refrained recently from any sperm jokes. I continually reassure her that my boys are Olympic triathletes and will not drown if/when their time is ever called.
An University of Idaho study just blindsided me into another sperm scenario that I had not previously imagined.
Men should not smoke, drink or take unnecessary drugs if they are planning to become fathers to avoid causing health problems for their children, a health expert has warned.
Scientists found that toxic chemicals can damage sperm, which then pass altered genes onto babies. In experiments on rats Matthew Anway of the University of Idaho found that some garden chemicals caused problems such as damaged and overgrown prostates, infertility and kidney problems, all of which were present up to four generations later.
Damn, that sounds awful and my sperm humor now seems as unfunny as Dane Cook's stand up routine. It gets worse:
"Men who drink excessive amounts of alcohol produce higher rates of sperm with abnormalities,"OUCH. I have never seen one statement take the Joy out of Happy Hour for prospective fathers like that one. Previously, I only believed "drinks are full price," accomplished such a booze downer.
I do think there is more to life than procreating oneself and it is debatable if the world needs more Mac G's. Although, it would be nice to have normal procreating option someday without giving up booze and thus risking birthing a deformed child with organ problems.
There is a glimmer of hope:
The good news for men is that sperm is produced continuously in a 74-day cycle, so the body does clean itself over time.
I wonder if increased Spank Bank Deposits would help speed up the good sperm flow?
Drinks and Drugs Cause Bad Sperm.
This post does not imply that I am thinking about having a kid yet. Why would I do anything yet to drastically decrease my sleep, sports viewing, money and sex life?
I still believe threesomes only occur in dreams of all straight males or pornos. This video link from CNNSI Hotclicks, provides a visual game plan.
How To Arrange A Threesome
How To Arrange A Threesome
Monday, February 18, 2008
This was probably the best dunk contest that I have seen since Vince Carter's victory over Tracy McGrady and Steve Francis in 2000.
Dwight Howard won the 2008 slam dunk crown by cranking out his Super Man on dat rim.
Watch him Cram. Watch him Roll.
Returning Champ Gerald Green finished runner up to Super Man but his birthday candle dunk was sick in creativity.
Mac Gs World
Dwight Howard won the 2008 slam dunk crown by cranking out his Super Man on dat rim.
Watch him Cram. Watch him Roll.
Returning Champ Gerald Green finished runner up to Super Man but his birthday candle dunk was sick in creativity.
Mac Gs World
Friday, February 15, 2008
Looks like another pop culture hit and for some reason, all of sudden I have the munchies even though I just ate lunch. Hmmmmmm.
Where is the bubbler?
Mac Gs World
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Alright, I keep writing that I am not going to turn this blog into some Erin Andrews Shrine. However, when I get pictures like this sent to me, what is a red blooded male supposed to do with them?Does a booze hound pass up a free cocktail? Does a stoner skip a free hit of Mary Jane? Does a good wing man not jump on the grenade so his buddy can score with her friend? No, Never, and Hell No.
Keeping these pictures to myself would violate every unspoken man law imaginable.
It is my duty to provide them to Andrews stalkers everywhere. You are all welcome.
Happy Friday.
Mac Gs World
- Busted Coverage-Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Make Hockey In Cleveland Interesting
- Tasty Booze- Indiana Frickin Jones
- 0n 205th- The perfect Valentine's Day gift
- Hottest Girls of MySpace- Jesse Preston One More Time
- Brahsome- College is So Fn Awesome
- Loser With Socks- Nick Saban Recruiting Pitches
- Epic Carnival- Funny Photoshop
- Coed Magazine- A SMOKING Miss Coed from UVA
- Bright Black Internet- Teacher Flashing Students in Sweden
- Attuworld- The smallest body builder ever
- The Putdown- Semi Pro Movie Photo Shot
- Simon on Sports- Ashley Judd is not happy
- Uncle Rico's Time Machine- Cool Vday card ideas
- Dirty Laundry- Mr Royal Mike Sweeney is officially an ex-royal.
Mac Gs World
My boy BC sent me this video link of a Speed Dating Club in NYC for super rich Rolls Royce Cougars only. Every Coug was vetted to have assets of at least 4 million and earn 500k a year.
5 thousand men under 35 competed for the 25 slots to meet these rolls royces and be lucky enough to be potential prey someday.
Here is my favorite Cougar website, the grand daddy of them all, Urban Cougar.
Check out this sign up form to win the opportunity to be a Cougar Snack.
CNN has another video of the event and even promotes the word, "Cougar."
Mac Gs World
5 thousand men under 35 competed for the 25 slots to meet these rolls royces and be lucky enough to be potential prey someday.
Here is my favorite Cougar website, the grand daddy of them all, Urban Cougar.
Check out this sign up form to win the opportunity to be a Cougar Snack.
CNN has another video of the event and even promotes the word, "Cougar."
Mac Gs World
I just got back from retrieving my third cup of java for the day when I noticed a man on the other side of the crosswalk who looked eerily familiar in the vampire sort of way. I am on day 2 of my new phone and I was too slow on the camera draw to snap a photo of DC's most famous felon:Mr. Scooter Libby.This typical DC encounter was blocks away from the White House so maybe Scooter and Big Dick were reminiscing of old battle stories of evading accountability and the truth. Lord knows Dick could use some extra warm blood on Valentine's Day.
It got me thinking. Scooter Libby avoided any punishment from his felony conviction of lying to the FBI and the courts about his involvement covering up an illegal smear campaign of revealing the identity of undercover CIA agent in order to protect his work superior's pro-war policies.
Libby got out of time in pokey because President Bush commuted his sentence. If Bush can erase prison time so easily for people that broke the law while working for him, he sure can pardon or commute Roger Clemens someday.
I was half kidding in my brain and then Notorious DEK blasts me this article of trainer/HGH injector, Brian McNamee's lawyer predicting a Bush pardon of Clemens.
Crazy but not out of the question.
I am not going to waste anyone's time on the whole congressional steroid hearing yesterday. ESPN and pandering members of Congress are doing plenty on that topic already. 2 words summed up the feelings from fans of all stripes who contacted me yesterday: WHO CARES?
Anyway, DC's well known moniker is Hollywood for ugly people. I could rattle off 2000 words on that topic alone, for another time but it is true.
In LA, you can see Brittney and Paris up close. 2 hos that ruin their reputation and "career's" on a daily basis.
In DC, you come across Scooter Libby and Donald Rumsfeld, 2 guys who helped ruin our country and the world.
Awesome.
Mac Gs World
Happy Vday! Yes, this holiday is total BS for dudes and it puts every guy with a girl in his life in a no win position. Do you give a girl too much and scare her away? Do you not give her enough and risk having her coworkers/friends start to make her feel bad, calling you a chump?
For the guys who have just started to date a girl, this day forces you to up the ante, even though you might not be ready for that next step yet.
Or say you are juggling a few girls and have not committed to one, how do you work this day? Who do you chose?
There are many pitfalls to this day for dudes, however, I tend to look at this bs Hallmark/Flower/Candy company creation day as more of a positive for males.
If you are in a relationship, unless you really, really F up, you are going to get some action tonight. Hell, maybe even a BJ if you are lucky and that has to be considered a win.
How many days out of the year can dudes tied down point to as the day they are certainly getting some? Very Few.
This was my favorite holiday to go out on as a single guy. If a girl is out at a bar on Vday, this means she is single, lonely, and more prone to spread em.
My favorite pick up line was just open up with, "This day sucks, such an BS holiday." The broken down girl's face would instantly light up and agree with your half ass line. You were in. Cupid's Devil has struck a target with his crooked arrow.
A few or 10 drinks later, your jokes are funnier and she now thinks she is having more fun those lame Valentine couples.
You end up talking your way back to her place with the indirect quip, "you have any drinks at your spot?" Oh she does? Over. Ballgame.
You wake up the next morning half dressed on the floor in the burbs, banging headache, hurriedly looking for your other shoe, rushing to work in your same clothes, with the dirty snatch smell on your hands. You know, the scent of victory.
Of course this is all made up! ;)
This video of a University of Delaware coed should get your hearts beating on Vday. It makes me rethink all things Delaware.
stratt attack :)
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For the guys who have just started to date a girl, this day forces you to up the ante, even though you might not be ready for that next step yet.
Or say you are juggling a few girls and have not committed to one, how do you work this day? Who do you chose?
There are many pitfalls to this day for dudes, however, I tend to look at this bs Hallmark/Flower/Candy company creation day as more of a positive for males.
If you are in a relationship, unless you really, really F up, you are going to get some action tonight. Hell, maybe even a BJ if you are lucky and that has to be considered a win.
How many days out of the year can dudes tied down point to as the day they are certainly getting some? Very Few.
This was my favorite holiday to go out on as a single guy. If a girl is out at a bar on Vday, this means she is single, lonely, and more prone to spread em.
My favorite pick up line was just open up with, "This day sucks, such an BS holiday." The broken down girl's face would instantly light up and agree with your half ass line. You were in. Cupid's Devil has struck a target with his crooked arrow.
A few or 10 drinks later, your jokes are funnier and she now thinks she is having more fun those lame Valentine couples.
You end up talking your way back to her place with the indirect quip, "you have any drinks at your spot?" Oh she does? Over. Ballgame.
You wake up the next morning half dressed on the floor in the burbs, banging headache, hurriedly looking for your other shoe, rushing to work in your same clothes, with the dirty snatch smell on your hands. You know, the scent of victory.
Of course this is all made up! ;)
This video of a University of Delaware coed should get your hearts beating on Vday. It makes me rethink all things Delaware.
stratt attack :)
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Amy Winehouse recently won 5 Grammys which proves you can be a crackhead and still be successful in life.
Take that John P. Walters.
Bravo Amy. Brav Fn OOHH!
I have some savvy marketing ideas for Winehouse to cash in on her increased main stream exposure. I could not think of a better spokesperson to promote baking soda, light bulbs and tin foil.
Mac Gs World
Obamamania has buoyed my spirits so I have decided to generate a good mood out of my readers. Hottie Hunter via Tasty Booze turned me on to this Italian beauty, Federica Ridolfi. I did some searching on YouTube and here are my Spank Bankalicious results.
Mac Gs World
Mac Gs World
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Today Maryland, DC and Virginia all cast their ballots in the presidential primaries. I already scribbled my pencil marking line for the Obamamania train.
The Political media pundits are confused on to what to call the area's election and Jon Stewart pokes his usual fun. (the whole clip is hilarious but the part about today's primary starts at 1:42)
Mac Gs World
The Political media pundits are confused on to what to call the area's election and Jon Stewart pokes his usual fun. (the whole clip is hilarious but the part about today's primary starts at 1:42)
Mac Gs World
The bar on Michigan basketball has just been thrown into the gutter with the clever sign in this picture. When I watched the "2 girls, one cup" video, it instantly gave me a gag reflex. I refuse to link it so use your google skills to locate the graphic footage.
(H/T: The World of Isaac & CNNSI)
Monday, February 11, 2008
- The Hottie Hunter returns with one of his best finds ever. This luscious Italian beauty will make your day.
- Bright Black Internet provides tips for group porn viewing.
- Tasty Booze points out the obvious: Bruce Willis is the Fn man! Dudes in his 50s and nails 20 something models.
- Hottest Girls of MySpace locates a woman with PHD in fake tig ole bitties.
- Busted Coverage deserves a blog an award for his interview with the person posting the Chris Berman videos on YouTube. In summary, Berman is a prick and a pervert. Not the good perv either that can mac chicks on his own but the fat, greasy, pig type that throws his fame around to score dumb bimbos.
- Loser With Socks discovers the the video of LSU John Brady getting the ax.
- Epic With Carnival details Butterbean's latest MMA fight.
- Blog of Hilarity posts a video of Jesse Metcalfe getting rocked by some hater of Desperate Housewives and his ugly flannel shirt.
- Auttu World reminds me of my college days with a post about the I80 truck stop in Iowa. It is the largest truck stop in the world. It does have amazing biscuits and gravy. There are plenty of trashy BYOB all nude strip clubs within 30 minutes of the truck stop. Well, that is what I heard.
Mac Gs World
Obamamania is turning out record numbers of new voters to the political process and his electoral success reflects this enthusiasm.
Here is a video that could excite those apathetic males out there still disinterested in voting. It would definitely make those boring debates more exciting.
(The show starts at 0:43.)
Mac Gs World
Here is a video that could excite those apathetic males out there still disinterested in voting. It would definitely make those boring debates more exciting.
(The show starts at 0:43.)
Mac Gs World
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