Link Whores

• A guide to this weekend's infield at the Kentucky derby with pictures. I have raged in the Preakness infield two times. It was a cross between Spring break with chicks getting naked and people viewing of a Nascar race. Basically, it was awesome. Don Chavez

• KY has a new product to ignite couples with their lube. Tasty Booze

• Peyton rips his OL a new one in this video. I love Jim Sorgi playing the role of peacemaker. Sportscrack

• A new shot called the Scotty Hopson is popular in Tennessee. Loser With Socks

• Vivid Entertainment is busting out a Jimi Hendrix sex tape. He is rocking 2 chicks at the same time. Brahsome

• A must read top 11 list Buzz Blowhardinger's blogger blast. Epic Carnival

• Raptors coach Sam Mitchell is still employed for now. Cuzoogle

• Sarah Harding is giving men wood with her promotion of the new WII fitness. On 205th

• Brandy Lynn needs to be in the Valley signing a porn contract, like yesterday. Hottest Girls of MySpace

• Steamy video of a naughty british schoolgirl. Bright Black Internet

• Ask a true Redskins fan their thoughts on Adam Archuleta and an insult is sure to be hurled about. The worst part is Adam is definitely bored of blasting his sizzling model wife. Holy Taco

• Ronaldo ended up with some tranies. I thought this only happened to white American on a Mexican spring break trip. When Keg Stands Go Wrong

• Bloggers are signing Erin Andrews 30th Bday card. Go join in the fun and one word, motorboat. Busted Coverage

• Remember our girl Ashley Dupree, I mean Spitzer's whore Kristen. She was trying to sue Girls Gone Wild founder for trying to sell a tape she made when she was younger. Here is the tape of her giving consent to use her on the video. She will still cash out with someone. Lucky Her. Co-Ed Magazine

• I would love to run more outside if I could see these hottie track coed athletes. Uncoached

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The Future of Sports Journalism is DUMB and Unrecoverable

Check out this clever video of Buzz Blowhardinger's HBO rants and be sure to watch the ending.



I am trying not to beat this Will Leitch/Buzz Bissinger story into the ground because there are plenty of more intelligent writers who post on sports "blog" type sites for a real pay check that are much more eloquent than me on this topic.

While I am offended by his narcissistic John McCain like views of our world/future, it does not strike a deep chord in me because it is not my livelihood.

Plus, it is hard to reason or convince a crazy ranting old man. Maybe Will should have asked him for some of his Prozac.

I just find the whole thing shocking and amusing but not in a good or bad way. I have no idea if that makes any sense.

Taking Dickinger's advice, I will refrain from writing any more on this blog until I finish the W.C. Heinz columns that I am going to read tonight on microfilm at the city library.

Screw watching the Wizards elimination game as my whole existence as a sports "writer" depends on ingesting Heinz's literary wisdom.

I hear Horse Racing and Boxing are popular.

Props to Zubaz Pants Sports for creating the video.

Will Leitch's final thoughts about all things Bissinger on Deadspin and here is video of Will's appearance on Best Damn Sports show.

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Barry the Baller Mix Tape

HT: On 205th



More Photos of Barry O chillin with the Tar Heel Hoop team.

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Leitch Entered the Bissinger Saw

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To be honest to my readers, I met Deadspin's founder Will Leitch a few months ago on his book tour. He was insightful, funny, and overall, a very cool guy. We shared some beers and heaters. I read Deadspin but not faithfully everyday.

I just finished watching this HBO Bob Costas show on Sports Media where Leitch was on a panel with Browns WR Braylon Edwards and writer Buzz Bissinger, who penned the literary sports classic novel, "Friday Night Lights."

Costas starts off with a question to Leitch about the negative tone of sports blogs. Leitch refutes that there is nothing different on sports blogs that humans do not spout through spoken word in their normal daily lives.

Buzz begins the panel discourse with the following pompous comment toward Leitch that says all you need to know about Bissinger and his true intentions for appearing on this show.

"I want to interject that I think you are full of shit."

How do you have a reasonable discussion when a man starts the conversation with this low barb?

Bissinger continued to use profanity towards Will on several occasions and spewed the same old tired characterizations of all sports bloggers, which that they are idiots who can not write.

Leitch rose above Bissinger's bait of petty personal attacks and articulated his points quite well. Leitch is pretty in tuned to the role of sports blogs and fans. Deadspin's popularity and success is example enough.

Plus, Will correctly mentions that running a blog is hard Fn work and some bloggers (ME) do it as a hobby.

Costas and Bissinger seemed bizarrely confused as to the difference between the words of commenters and an author of a blog post.

Later, Costas raved about the need for the sports journalism profession and listed Woodward and Bernstein as an example. This analogy is just laughable in written word as it was on first Television consumption.

Bissinger closed the show by calling Leitch, "Jimmy Olson on percocet," and blamed his blog for the future dumbing down of America.

Yeah, it was a jaw dropping segment. Bissinger looked like a cranky old man with a serious axe to grind.

I could get all worked up at Bissinger and respond to his classless attacks on sports bloggers, however, why bother?

If people do not like Mac G's World, they can stop reading or click on somewhere else. It is that simple. "Blowhardinger" seems to miss this crucial point and is too busy having a corollary ("40 YEARS in this Business!") over lame dick jokes by commenters while hypocritically cussing up a storm himself on live TV.

I thought Andy Rooney was the face of the out of date, crusty media white man in media but Buzz Dickinger now has that notorious smug crown.

Gotta jam as it is time to take the NBC show "Friday Night Light's" off my NetFlix que.

Once I can locate some video, I will post it.

Blowhardinger fallout is slowing coming in and predictably, bloggers see the same senile old man.

MJD at Fanhouse
Fire Joe Morgan
Awful Announcing
Brainwashed Drone of the Imperial Great Satan
Dan Shanoff
We Are The Postmen
Matt Perrault


Here is a snippet of Costas describing Deadspin commenters talking about Sean Salisburyfuture job prospects. Bob might have lost it if he found out what they probably said about "Lil Sean."



thanks to Fanhouse for the picture

UPDATE:Will Leitch Posts on the Show

UPDATE: II Awful Announcing has video of the sports blog piece and Buzz Dickinger's sophomoric meltdown.

The Sports Blog Video



The Panel "Discussion," staring Krusty the Bissinger. AA loves him some NOFX and the ending is cut off on this video. Krusty got in one final cheap blast.



UpdateIII: Awesome New Bissinger Video
More Takes

• Busted Coverage finds out a picture of Buzz holding some dudes hip in a picture.

• Fire Joe Morgan rips apart a Buzs Bissinger Kerry Wood article, piece by piece, blogger style.

• Sports Media Journal defends some of Dickinger's points.

• Big Daddy Balls responds to Blowhardinger on KSK with his own unique MR Ed lovin perspective.

• Dawg Sports admirably defends his online community.
  

UPDATE IV:Will Leitch's final thoughts about all things Bissinger on Deadspin and here is video of Will's appearance on Best Damn Sports show.

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Rockin in the ATL

It was the Joe and Josh show last night in the ATL as the Hawks upset the Boston Celtics to tie their series up at two games a piece.

Phillips Arena was rockin all night and there was no bigger burst of noise than after this sik crossover move/make by Joe Johnson.



Celts Forward Leon Powe had to check his ankles to see if they were broken.



I should send this picture to Bill Simmons because I am sure he screamed at his TV repeatedly last night wondering why Doc did not double team Joe Johnson.



Oh, Did anyone else see the blond sitting at the scores table in a green shirt with the nice rack? Every time the camera flashed to Doc Rivers, I could see her great cleavage line directly behind Doc. I pick up on these essential details as I am skillful/dirty like that.

Thanks TNT and overall, there was some great eye candy talent in the crowd last night.

GO HAWKS!

(Thanks to Getty Images and Boston.com for the pictures.)

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F You Live Nation, May I Have Another?

If you have ever endured an economics class, you definitely remember the supply and demand charts.

Click on this picture to see first a hand example of monopolist price gouging and exploitation of demand.


This is not misprint as it was $11 for a 24 oz can of domestic brew and $12 for an import! WTF!

I enountered this sign upon entry to the Time Warner Cable Music Pavilion at Walnut Creek. I was in Raleigh,NC over the weekend trip to see 2 killer Widespread Panic shows. (More on the epic performances later)

It is burdensome enough to endure outrageous concert ticket prices(200 bucks for 4 tickets) where a large portion of your expenses go to convenience fees(60 bucks) which make little sense, then the Corporate behemoth follows it up with these outrageous beer prices.

Where do I grab my ankles? I felt like the poor Hazara boy in the movie/book Kite Runner.

To be fair, for 9 bones you were able to score a 20 oz domestic draft. STEAL, I tell ya.

People will complain about gas prices until we die or people stop driving everywhere and our governments invest in more/better mass transit systems, but double digits for a beer should cause riots.

I officially want to say F the man or woman who came up with these ahole prices in a Live Nation corporate boardroom. I understand the leverage a music venue has on beer prices but Live Nation's OPEC like behavior shows little regard toward its customers. SO F U.

I am assuming Live Nation is making money off these prices by their $9-10.50 a beer profit margins and I do have a choice of not going to see my favorite band play in a sweet arena but I can still bitch about it.

I did not want to enable such a cruel business policy so I painstakingly refrained from buying any beer on Saturday night.

I retaliated in the only way a consumer can in our capitalistic society as I do have some principles whereas obviously Live Nation's reside in corporate greed over their consumer's full concert enjoyment.

I know the Corp Man does not care but F YOU, Live Nation.

I hope your stock price tanks because your overall business model is a shitty one.

Something is wrong in America when it is cheaper to do drugs than get drunk.

"Please, pass the Crack Pipe Pookie?I have a tall boy can up my ass and Live Nation's suds are too expensive to cure the pain."

PS. Do not worry about my sobriety as we snuck a flask in.
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Laser Graffiti

I keep hearing that LSD is making a comeback. All those crazy kids dosing on liquid need to learn how to Laser Graffiti. I am butt ass sober and I am seeing tracers.



Props to When Kegstands Go Wrong for the sick vid.

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Come Get Some

on EaI apologize for the semi hiatus but responsibilities at my paying gig have not allowed me to continue my low brow attempts at humor. I can not rail too much on the man because I actually enjoy my job and I compensated well enough to support my vices.

I just hate spending my time on earth working.

What do Bob Woodward, Bill Simmons, David Broder, Black Eyed Peas, and Thomas Friedman have in common? At one time in my life I admired all these professionals immensely and even emulated their cultural contributions. Different events propelled me to lose complete respect for each and every one of them.

Before the explosion of blogs, I read Friedman's New York Times column to get insight on Foreign affairs. His endorsement and continual promotion of the disastrous Iraq invasion raised serious doubts on his so called expertise.

His mantra of "six more months will be critical in Iraq" became so tiresome and repetitive that is was astutely entered into online vocabulary lexicon by blogger Atrios as a "Friedman Unit" or (F.U.)

Like my aforementioned ex-favorites, I completely shut him out of my political consumption.

I can not lie but I immediately smirked after reading this headline today: "Thomas Friedman Gets a Pie in the Face During a Speech at Brown."

Friedman's pie assault was not due to his dangerous and incorrect assessment of invading a sovereign nation that did not attack America, which gave credibility to Dick Cheney's pro war Neo con plans but because some people do not like his views on the environment. HUH?

It is amusing to think some college students, my bad, the "Greenwash Guerrillas," actually believe a columnist with zero credibility in the progressive world has any sort of influence in US environmental policy.

I will never condone this type of classless behavior as there are much more effective ways to participate in civil protest or advocate for your social cause.

Of course I still wanted to see and pictures of the pie tossing.



Are you sure these Greenwash Pie Guerillas were Brown students and not starting Iowa QB Jake "Wild Thing" Christensen?

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Ralphie V is No Intramural Playing Buffalo

Ted Turner's mouth watered as Ralphie V got loose during the CU Spring game.




Where is Luke Perry when you need him?

HT: The Wizards of Odds

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Link Whores

• This probably deserves its own post but it was one of the best writings that I have read about the reasons for sports blogs' popularity. It is not for the benefits of the free basement rent either. Plus, Big Daddy Drew is freaking hilarious. Deadspin

• The Sexiest Woman on the planet contest has reached the SWEET Tuna 16. On 205th

• Old Mud Light won the gold in the 2008 World Beer Cup. Yes, this is not a typo. Tasty Booze

• "Catch Ya Later, 420," as I hope everyone enjoyed their holiday. Mother Nature decided to rain out a huge free Earth Day music festival in the nation's capitol so I could have used some of Slater's rolling skills to ease my disappointment. Brahsome

• New starting Vols QB has some nice arm candy poon. Loser With Socks

• Notre Dame's QB Jimmy Clausen's hair is thinner than an episode plot of Entourage. Busted Coverage

• Need some Milf with your morning breakfast? Hottest Girls of MySpace

• It is hard to argue technology is a good thing when you watch videos like this one. Some chick is complaining about her prenup and it is more boring than the last few episodes of John Adams. Don Chavez

• Even the Hova makes tasteless unfunny jokes to his significant other and has to end up biting the bullet by groveling. It sounds like my average Saturday/weekday night. Blog of Hilarity

• DL delves into the validity of Husker football urban legends and I have a few to add to his list. Dirty Laundry

• Erin Andrews does not like cell phone pictures to be taken of her but that did stop Tree from snapping some money EA shots. Tree's Trunk

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Barry channels the Hova and Mick

I love this clip of Barry the Baller brushing off all of the haters. His body motions refer to lyrics made popular by Jay Z(Dirt Off Your Shoulder) and the Rolling Stones (Sweet Virginia). Awesome.





WARNING: LONG RANT!
I want to know what shoulder Bush cries on or does he not care that he is the longest, most unpopular sitting president of all time?

In an ideal world, this topic would be discussed relentlessly in the news media. Our current president is more disliked than Nixon was when he resigned!

Instead, there is an absolute press blackout of this ongoing historic embarrassment and more focus is thrust upon bowling scores, haircuts, flag pins and cackles of Democratic presidential nominees.

Our over stressed US soldiers are occupiers of 2 foreign countries, against the will of the local population, with no end in sight. Circular arguments (things are getting better, so we must stay, they might get worse, so we must stay) are provided to keep these troops indefinitely in Iraq.

Only best case scenarios of staying and worst case scenarios of troop with drawl are discussed by military/government leaders even though the situation is way more complex and the majority of the American people want out of Iraq now.

Gas at nearly 4 dollars a gallon is severely hurting middle class Americans. The self inflicted mortgage crisis has yet to bottom out and the government is unwilling to help ordinary citizens from losing their homes but will bail out large firms like Bear Stearns. The US health care system is about as dysfunctional as our airline industry.

Colleges' continue to gauge young people with outrageous higher education costs and then banks saddle them with huge debt long after graduation. The tax code is outdated and needs a major rewriting. The current system of Social Security is not sustainable over the long term and benefits either need cut or more money needs to be put in.

I have yet to meet a teacher who sings the praises of No Child Left Behind and the school systems who need to most aid seem to be the ones shortchanged. An immigration policy of compassion, accountability and enforcement needs to implemented.

The US spends almost a trillion dollars every year on the military industrial complex but Osama's head is still not on a stick. In order to "clear" or "smoke out the bad guys" and promote democracy, we drop bombs on villages all over the world, killing innocent civilians, and wonder why the religious fanatics rally their populace to hate us more than ever.

The US birthed the Internet but now our download speeds are being lapped by the rest of the world.

The value of the US dollar is almost as pathetic as our standing in the world. Guantanamo Bay, the CIA's Rendition program, and the illegal use of torture continues to display the worst side of America.

The Bush administration's lip service to climate change sparked condemnation throughout the international community.

All of these issues are virtually ignored by a corporate owned media focused on feeding Americans trivial horse race crap like TMZ cameramen following around Lohan.

Washingtonian media elites, with their kids in rich DC area private schools and dining in posh restaurants, lament that they really know who is elitist or who is in or out of touch for middle class Americans. This is purely laughable.


It is evening in America and we are completely Fd.

HT: Matthew Yglesias

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Sane Idea for Mary Jane

In the spirit of the upcoming 4/20 holiday, members of Congress are actually attempting to do something progressively productive.

Congressman Barney Frank today introduced bi-partisan legislation aimed at removing federal restrictions on the individual use of marijuana.

One bill would remove federal penalties for the personal use of marijuana, and the other – versions of which Frank has filed in several preceding sessions of Congress – would allow the medical use of marijuana in states that have chosen to make its use for medical purposes legal with a doctor’s recommendation.

It is dumbfounding the amount of money our government wastes on prosecuting marijuana possessions and crimes. Even more deplorable is the federal government's intrusion into the doctor/patient relationship by outlawing their ability to prescribe marijuana to relieve the pain of cancer patients.

Somehow a doctor is allowed to provide addicting drugs like Oxycontin, which ruins countless of lives, but not THC, which causes people to load up on Doritos. What kind of society do we live where this is the case?

Major themes of the Republican party used to be for advocating state's rights and limited government. The incredulous power grab of the Bush administration over the past 7 years and the complete alienation shown their once mighty libertarian base illustrates that this is no longer the case.

(The GOP professed itself to be the party of fiscal discipline and ethical leadership but the near doubling of our national debt and the high number of corrupt scandals under recent Republican rule proves that this is a hollow farce as well.)

Rep. Frank hits it out of the park with his refreshing perspective on the federal government's role in regulating Mary Jane.

"When doctors recommend the use of marijuana for their patients and states are willing to permit it, I think it’s wrong for the federal government to subject either the doctors or the patients to criminal prosecution. More broadly speaking, the norm in America is for the states to decide whether particular behaviors should be made criminal.

To make the smoking of marijuana, whether for medical purposes or not, one of those extremely rare instances of federal crime – literally, to make a ‘federal case’ out of it – is wholly disproportionate to the activity involved.

We do not have federal criminal prohibitions against drinking alcoholic beverages, and there are generally no criminal penalties for the use of tobacco at the state and federal levels for adults. There is no rational argument for treating marijuana so differently from these other substances.”

I could go on and on about the failed policies of the War on Drugs.

I highly recommend checking out this fascinating Rolling Stone article from last year, which describes the US government's sham approach in great detail from Pablo Escobar to the rise of Meth and the drug cartels of Tijuana. Print it out and read it from beginning to end. I plan on posting about the article at some point.

This decriminalization bill will probably have a tough time because all of the out of touch members of Congress who love to incorrectly demonize mary jane as some gateway drug or lump it in with hard narcotics then spout the "we have to protect the kids" crapola.

Even the dumbest person understands that hitting a joint does not make you want to shoot up heroin or snort crank. The government's own study concluded that the "gateway theory" had no scientific merit.

A 32 year friend of mine with a good job, a wife, and kids summed it up best to me about the arcane laws against marijuana.

"After a long work of week, I enjoy smoking weed in the privacy of my own home to alleviate stress. Why does the government make me and others like myself out to be criminals?"

Exactly.

Update: When toking up this weekend to celebrate 4/20, be sure to acknowledge the sponsors of this potential ground breaking legislation and the possibility of sparking a sane political discussion on revising our drug laws.

Barney Frank D-MA), Ron Paul (R-TX), Maurice Hinchey (D-NY), Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA), and Sam Farr (D-CA).

FRANK INTRODUCES LEGISLATION TO REMOVE FEDERAL PENALTIES ON PERSONAL MARIJUANA USE

Rolling Stone Article on How America Lost the War on Drugs.

Civil Libertarians Fed Up With Bush Administration

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• Another Hills Wannabee from the OC. Hottest Girls of MySpace

• Smoking hot Italian weather TV announcers. Bright Black Internet

• The Boss supports Obama and writes his endorsement up quite eloquently. Tasty Booze

• Miggy is my man so I will always defend him even though he does not wear an Os jersey anymore. This gotcha hit job by some ESPN dbag was despicable and him being 33 instead of 31 is not really even a big story. Awful Announcing

• LSU fan is more dumb and thugged out than their embattled QB Ryan Perrilloux. Uncle Rico's Time Machine

• Reds announcer hates the bleacher bums in Wrigley. Unless he swings the other way, he would have loved the hot girls I met in center last Labor Day and the Cubs thong song should make everyone root for the Cubbies. Sports By Brooks

• Mets pitcher John Maine sounds like a school boy when talking about his lust for Jennifer Aniston. On 205th

• JKoot had me at Spring Break Photos. Busted Coverage

• Tennessee Vols' students are forced to pay for games this fall. Loser With Socks

• NBA playoffs are here(YES) and here is a preview. Cuzoogle.

• Chuck Berry admits to heisting Johnny B. Goode. Brahsome

• Those holier than though Casino owning Maloof hypocrites can stick it if they are going rip on these Sacramento Kings dancers again for having fun. NBA dancers make jack shit or prolly what the Maloofs profit in 5 seconds at their casino. Save the lectures for the whores in your Playboy suite.Don Chavez

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Randy Wants to be a Ghost Hunter

HT: The World of Isaac

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Mac G's World Exclusive

Here is an actual picture of the Popemobile from a buddy working today's papal mass.

I hope during his visit that the Pope asks President Bush about having a low level govt hack suspend our 4th amendment with some memo and subsuqently breaking international law of the Genevea convention by approving torture.

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Picture of the Day

This picture is from aftermath of the twisters that hit Atlanta during the SEC basketball tournament. Someone was pissed about not being able to cope with the tragedy by getting their freak on.

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The World Needs HR on HHR

Ex ESPN broadcaster Harold Reynolds hugged it out with the suits in Bristol, reaching a settlement in the lawsuit over his firing.

Hugging Harold Reynolds has a job offer for HR. The pay is 75 bones and endless street cred/love from the sports blogosphere.

I will skip buying my next 12 of High Life Bottles and pack of Pfunks, throwing a total of 13 bucks into the HR blogger kitty. The pay is now $88.54 AND infinite amount of kudos from sports fans.

Make it happen, HR.

HT: The Sporting Blog/Hugging Harold Reynolds.


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Breakdown of Barry the Baller

I watched Barack Obama's interview last night on HBO's Real Sports about his love of basketball. They showed highlights of pickup game he played in with troops. (look for the ripped sheman in the game, scary!)

Being a devoted Obama backer since his race for Illinois Senate and an avid hoops enthusiast, I loved it. Dude is pretty scrappy for a 46 year old and he showed some skills out there. Here is a scouting report breakdown of his game, Coach Mac G Style.

Great first step and deceivingly quick. He always goes left (PUN!) and no real right handle. Obama has long wingspan, making him an above average defender and can adeptly play the passing lanes.

His strengths were the willingness to be unselfish and set his teammates up with baskets. The bounce pass through traffic was money. His main weakness was lack of true jumper but he is one of those role players every team needs to be successful.

Here is the first part of the interview which focuses on his background in basketball.



Here is part 2 of the feature with footage of him playing in the basketball pick up game.



If the country voted for a president based on wanting to have a beer with him, why not vote for a guy in order to play some hoops?

Oh, I want in on this White House pick up game too.

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The McLovin Fund

HT:CO-ED Magazine

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Annie Oakley Loves Crown Royal

Good Ole Annie Oakley had a tough day of hunting in rural Indiana and needed to blow off some steam by tossing back a shot of crown.







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Soulja Boy Up in Dis Hoe

Washington's Deshawn Stevenson called LeBulldoze James "overrated" after the Wizards beat the Cavs last month and LeBulldoze bricked a potential game winner. Deshawn had been trash talking all game, possibly resulting in Lebulldoze's poor performance.

Lebulldoze used a hip hop analogy incorrectly to dis Deshawn's remarks.

“With DeShawn Stevenson it is kind of funny. It’s almost like Jay-Z saying something bad about Soulja Boy. There’s no comparison. Enough said.”

HUH?

Obviously, a college English course could have benefited LeTravel James in his empty pursuit of a witty literary comeback.

Deshawn is not backing down at all and he is ready rip some more smack talk on LeTravel for the upcoming Wiz/Cavs first round playoff series. He is even adding a special guest to the mix.

He also said that he's serious about getting Soulja Boy a courtside seat for games against Cleveland at Verizon Center in the first round. And, he said he's serious about putting Soulja Boy in one of his game jerseys.

"Oh, he's going to be there, watch," Stevenson said though he said it with a smirk that made it hard for me to tell if he was serious. I guess we'll have to wait and see. He also said that he'll have some "good stuff" for us after the game. My read: he's going to call LeBron James out some more.

I would love to see LeTravel get into a pissing match with DeShawn while the Wizards big 3 regain their unity in an upset series W for the Wiz.

This whole "rivalry" is pretty entertaining and I am still bitter from the BS 06 series where LeTravel was allowed 4 steps on his 2 game winners.

Time To Crank and Watch the Wiz ROLL!.



Thanks to DC Sports Bog and Mister Irrelevant for the fly 80' pictures.

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• A Florida State fan site is searching for the next FSU Cowgirl and my money is on the hottie pictured above. Bar Stool Sports

• Tax Day is here and Cosmo Kramer wants you to write everything off. Tasty Booze

• Hot Guido Lover. Hottest Girls of MySpace

• The Knicks city dancers need work and they do not like being called a bitches or hos. Don Chavez

• I am sucker for anything related to the USC Song Girls. Busted Coverage

• Anna Kournikova inspires me to focus on my triathlon training and where are the swimming pictures? On 205th

• I was starting to like this Brandt Snedeker kid until I noticed that he wept after Sunday's final round. I understand being emotional but I will have to agree with Brinson's point. Dude played like crap and getting 4th in the Masters is not really a good enough reason to bawl on national TV. Brahsome

• Jai his the nail on the head with ESPN's Flordia Spring Infomerical on Saturday. Loser With Socks

• Abbey Clancey has a serious set of F me eyes. Co-Ed Magazine

• My interest in all these online brackets is rapidly fading but these hot Survivor babes are worth mentioning. Cuzoogle

• The NFL schedule comes out today at 2pm est and ESPN is on it in naseuating fashion. The Legend of Cecilio Guante

• Kobe talks about his car jumping commercial that is receiving major buzz. Docksquad's Sports World

• Some hack TV "critic" thinks Pam Ward should be hired as lead announcer on the NFL network. Even though Bryant Gumbell needs an IV during his NFL network TV performances, this is a horrible idea. Ward already sucks enough joy out of Big Ten football games in the fall. Every time she announces a Hawkeye game, which has been quite frequently since the Iowa football is stuck in mediocrity and she gets the crappy Big 10 matchups, I get bombarded with texts from buddies who can not stand her. Brian does a great job of pointing out that it is not that she is a woman but she does not know the rules of the game and constantly mixes up names. Awful Announcing

• The Big Unit is back pitching with his mullet and flying birds who want to live should pay attention. Rumors and Rants

• Hate monger blowhard Sean Hannity is always looking for someone to blame, a straw man argument to "win" or his own self defined moral outrage crisis to hype up. He turned his energy towards ripping on MMA. Intentional Foul

• Bryant Reeves' Vancouver Grizzlies jerseys are still in circulation. Awesome. Straight Cash Homey

• The Sports Guy used to be a writer that I looked up to and read religiously. Then his schtick got old as he went all Hollywood and became insufferable to read when his teams became successful. His name causes Bob Knight type of emotional reactions in the sports blog world, with opinions all over the place. Somehow he is more liked than I imagined. The Grand National Championships

• I have tried my best not to refer to Red Sox jersey excavation story because well, the world needs more attention on the Sox/Yanks series like it needs more years of George W Bush calling the shots. Shysterball

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My Favorite New Wrestler

Ax and Smash of Demolition, Koko B Ware and Junk Yard Dog will always be my favorite wrestlers of all time. This Takuya Sugi dude looks Samurai sick.



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Zumaya the Tank

UPDATE: Down Below
Some will see the pictures on this post and get all pissy at Detroit Tigers' pitcher Joel Zumaya as he is currently on the DL, recovering from shoulder surgery.

They will hop on Michael Wilbon's soap box, lather up the rhetorical vindictive loofah, and start blaming him for the Tigers horrible start.

They will scream Zumaya is costing the Tigers money and he should spend all his healing time in bed or church or wherever the magical place injured players are supposed to reside. (I would hang out in sniffer's row at the local gentleman's establishment but that is just me.)

Using a word my teenage cousins spout these days, Chillax.

Dude likes to have fun and blow off steam just like the majority of us regular schmucks out there. I respect that and I think the pictures are awesome.





Zumaya likes to rock Guitar Hero, hang out with portly punk rock (emo?) chicks and do keg stands.

Killer.

I can personally attest to injuries playing the video game Rock Band. My ring and pinkie fingers started to cramp up immediately and rocking out on the drums gave me shin splints. Yes, I am a fragile, dirty old man.

Plus, the game has ruined the Stones song"Gimme Shelter" forever and if I hear Weezer one more time, I might punt the system out my window.

Thats All. Happy Fryday Fockers.
Go get Zumayad this weekend.

word, Mac G.

Zumaya Still Rocking

UPDATE: These cool Zumaya photos from Friday predictably produced online scorn in the sports world with one fan labeling Zumaya as "unprofessional" and a Tigers blog calling him out for not caring about his team.

Let me repeat over and over, it is a Fn KEG stand!

Furthermore, I feel the need to set the record straight that there is NO proof when or where these photos were shot and they could have been BEFORE his injury or before the Tigers opening season slide.

Common sense would tell you that Zumaya's shoulder was healthy enough to perform a keg stand and since his rehab is right on schedule, there should be no reason to worry. Zumaya is tabbed to start throwing fireballs again off a mound next month.

The negative fall out of these photos should have led me not to post them but what kind of mom's basement sports blogger guy would I be by sitting on them? If I ran embarrassing pictures of the City Boyz Inc from my beloved Alma matter, I had to post Zoom-Zoom(Zumaya's nickname) sucking down some suds straight from the tap.

The best part is the Tigers responded to my post in the Detroit News.

As for circulating online images of Zumaya partying that have recently surfaced, the Tigers issued this response through Rob Matwick, their vice-president of communications: "We handle these types of situations with players internally."

I should just shut this blog down for good now since one of my posts was indirectly referred to by a MLB team. Alas, the dream of every basement blogger is now officially fulfilled.

What would I do then? Focus on "work" or spend more time listening to my gfriend complain about her job/life/family? F that. MGsW will never die.

Oh, I would like to commend Zumaya on upgrading his taste in women.

Those fun bags could use some Zoom-Zoom rehab treatment.



(Thanks to my boy JB for the tip)
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Shaq Lied, Kobe DOES Have Friends as Teammates

This looks fake but still pretty cool.


My recent trip to the Mountains reminded me that Kobe is still persona non grata in Colorado. It is not really a race hatred for Kobe considering Barry Obama rolled Hill Rat in their caucus awhile back. Coloradoans just think he is a rapist. That's All.


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Link Whores

• Hot Fillipino shows silicon parts are not just made for toys. Hottest Girl's of Myspace

• "Hi Mom, I am drunk" with pictures. Tasty Booze

• A Wayne Simien sighting and he is partying with some hipsters/hippies. How is Simien out basketball already when he was a 1st round pick in 05? Busted Coverage

• The raid on the Texas compound turned up beds for teen sex. I am a big fan of Big Love so I am trying not to follow this story. Blog of Hilarity

• Here is the complete instrumental theme song of the Masters golf tournament without interruption from Jim Nantz. Brahsome

• Vols fans loves to pile on the Gators' love for the Mary Jane. Puff, Puff, Give, Urban. Loser With Socks

• I thought noticing a girl's bullseye tattoo meant scoring was a sure thing but what happens when you encounter a vagina tat? I am without words or snark filled comment. Don Chavez

• I will never hide my disdain for all things Dallas Cowboys. Too many Alvin Harper/TBuck nightmares from the Packers 90s playoff losses that I can not seem to shake. Although I will openly support their hot ass cheerleaders. On 205th

• Hayden Panettiere is attractive but enjoy her now because it is only a matter of time before she gets super strung out in LA which is Hollywood's equivalent of the freshman 15. The World of Isaac

• I need to get to Shea stadium before they bulldoze it just so I can have this type of true fan experience. The Legend of Cecilio Guante

• 2 dollar seats and drunk Canadians brawling? This is way more fun than paying 50 bucks to sit in the OF at the new Nats stadium, drinking 8 dollar bottles of Budweiser watching some smug K St Dbags type away on their blackberrys relentlessly throughout the game. I will admit to texting during sporting events but here is an example of mine from Monday nights game. "2nd batter, Milledge just dropped a pop up in center! I let him have it, Dudes killing me, Fn Nats baseball!" Deuce of Davenport

• Golfers just go too far in their fashion statements. "Hey nice hat, I bet if you buy this you get a free bowl of soup! it looks good on you though" Simon on Sports

• Go to CNNSI's Hot Clicks because the site is great and the wizard behind the curtain pulling the levers loves him some Mac G's World. Extra Mustard

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How to Cheat Like Whitey and Bill Belichick

Southpark Zone has the whole episode online.

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Eye Candy

I love baseball, Southern California and fake breasts. More importantly, I admire TV producers and camera operators who know what type of TV crowd shots their male consumers want.



HT: Insomniac's Lounge

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"If You Hit the Treadmill a Little More You Would be at the Front"

The ignorance and hate just oozes out of this cartoon character Dbag but he does put the fattie in her place at the end of the clip.



HT: The Discliples of Kaleb Krump

HT2: Don Chavez

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"I Will Wear My Brett Favre Jersey Until the Day that I Die"

It has been a rough go for Cheeseheads and Fudge Packer fans everywhere. This video takes a little out of the sting of the Packers losing the NFC title game at home and Brett Favre retiring.



My initial thought was what a great Favre tribute song followed up by thinking that this girl singer, Annette Summersett, is kinda hot. I wonder what she looks like with less clothes on.

God Bless google search and social sites.











Annette Summersett's MySpace page
Annette's Web Site

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No Subway for Pope Bobblehead, Only Popemobile

The DC subway system, Metro, tried to promote people to ride their train system for the Pope's upcoming visit to DC next week with a clever Pope bobble head ad.

The Archdiocese of Washington complained and Metro was forced to pull their bobble head ad. Watch the video of the story.

Every time I drive by the Vatican Embassy in DC, there is some protester holding up a sign calling them child molesters so I think the Catholic church needs to lighten up just a tad.

Oh, I want one of these bobble heads too and if they start giving them out at mass, it might just lure me back to the Catholic church for a hour.

More on the video here and here and here.

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Traitor?

This picture of UNC head coach Roy Williams sporting a Kansas Jayhawk sticker during KU's championship win over Memphis on Monday night created quite a buzz throughout the college sports world. Predictably, some Tarheel fans were not too happy with Roy's spontaneous outfit selection. Some commenters were downright irate.

At first glance, I thought it was a small deal and Roy was looking for a way to heal some of the wounds he inflicted on Jayhawk nation. Williams did coach at KU for 15 years with strong ties to the Lawrence community and he led UNC to a national title so Tarheel fan should get over it.

I have since changed my tune and Roy should have just left town with his team like Five Tool Tool argues. Roy states his son was in town from London and he was not flying back until Tuesday.

I understand the points of either side and honestly, I could give a rats A$ either way.

My main problem is that KU just rolled Roy's team on Saturday, he was severely out coached by Bill Self and 2 days later Roy shows up at KU's next game wearing Jayhawk gear. It just looks bad and appears to slight his current Carolina players.

If Memphis would have beat UNC in the semi finals, I could have dealt better with Roy's national title fashion statement.

Roy had to recognize the potential negative PR fall out from being televised at the game. This incident reminds me of Lebron's moronic decision to wear and flaunt a Yankees cap to a home Indians/NY playoff game last fall.


Roy Williams Loves Kansas
We Know You Coached Em, Now Move On
Grab Some Road Roy
Roy Stays for Son


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