Give Me Tricks and Treats

I want to officially plug this sports website: Epic Carnival. I have been writing a few posts for them from time to time and if I can ever get my head above this poon water, I will be on there more frequently. Check them out. Here is the post I wrote yesterday about these Facebook Fools. A member of the good Ole City Boyz Inc strikes again.

Here is a great link of these Skank pictures from my man Tim's Take. Good Stuff.

Be Safe this evening and make sure BOTH of your candy wrappers are SEALED tight.
Poison and STDs kill. Unexpected babies change your life. Word, Mac G.

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Political Rant

Here are my political rants for today. If you are looking for sports go here and Halloween poon go here.

Here are some links from the the Fd up world that we live in.

The Blackwater thugs who opened fire on innocent people in Iraq were initially granted immunity BEFORE they would talk to State Department investigators.

Attorney General Nominee will not call waterboarding torture. It is sad that the moral standing our country has stooped so low that we even have to debate the terms of torture as a method of interrogation.

We drop bombs on villages and innocent people who die are just collateral damage, the CIA kidnaps people and illegally takes them to other countries, the US holds people indefinitely in Guantanamo without charging them, and we use torture techniques on suspects that every civilized country (Geneva Convention anyone?) has outlawed for decades.Who are the bad guys again? No wonder the world hates us.

A Republican Senator has the decency to be against water boarding and the right wing noise machine fires up and wants his head dunked.

What happened to the moderate libertarian, isolationist, fiscally conservative, limited government wing of the Republican party? How did it allow the war/fear monger wing nuts to take over and pollute any real debate on issues? We need solutions to our problems, not more hate disinformation to fit their narrow political agenda. Neocons, Rush Limbaugh, and Holly Rollers are running the GOP's sinking ship.

Iraqi Dam might collapse and kill over 500,000 people.

Billionaire Warren Buffet argues in favor of tax reform, easing the burden on the middle class and raising his own taxes.

Bush says that Congress has wasted time to end the Iraq War.
We do not even discuss anymore the main reason the we invaded a sovereign nation without the world's support in the first place. Why bother with those details? The "war" has been over for over 4 years. We overthrew the Iraqi government, killed Saddam and his sons, held elections and now we are just foreign occupiers in the middle of an ethnic civil war.

7/10 Americans want us of out of Iraq and a new policy. Bush will not allow this because he would actually have to admit a mistake. Weak people admit mistakes not Bush, who is the Smoke Em out, "we are kicking ass in Iraq," strong leader. I am shocked with his denial of reality and awful attitude towards the will of the American people that he has had such record low approval ratings.

All the new generals, rationales for war, different tactics, and more money for bombs will never fix this problem. Our political and military leaders have to truthfully acknowledge to the American people the exact mess that we are actually in before we can solve it. The current crew's credibility for honesty is emptier than a bottle of Ron Burgundy's scotch or as believable as a FEMA press conference.

Once again, I can not wait to kick these neocons out of power so we can have real discourse about America's options out of this middle east clusterfu$ that they have caused. The worst part is that the crazy bastards that blew us up on 9/11 are still at large, hiding in Pakistan, and growing more powerful. Osama even still has time to make tapes. Unbelievable.

I do not envy the next president as they will have to make tough unpopular decisions to heal these self inflicted wounds.

5 or 10 years from now, we will look back in disbelief that we allowed Bush&Cheney to continue this disastrous broken policy for song long, which has killed way too many Americans and innocent Arab civilians.

Pro War Cheerleaders are applauding that death toll in Iraq is down the past few months. It is all semantics and not part of some long term success story where we all of sudden, "WIN". Trust Me. I do not even know what "winning" means at this point. I have a future post coming that proves this is the result of increasing air bomb attacks and with less door to door raids.

I think one death is one too many (remember those days were we CHERISHED American lives, instead of seeing them as pawns for our military war games) and I agree with this soldier, who states 'I Don't Think This Place Is Worth Another Soldier's Life.

My heart goes out to the Americans who have to risk their lives everyday to protect the egos of a few men. Here are the faces of our fallen soldiers.

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Trick or Treat Links

I will continue to post pictures of hotties in Halloween costumes all day. Naughty Nurse, Sassy School girl, Sexy Kitten, you name it and a girl can whore it out. I am in love with the person who came up with idea of girls slutting up every outfit possible for this holiday. I would by them a beer or 40.

NBA season kicked off last night and I have been knee deep in Poon/football so coverage the NBA previews has been non existent. The NBA is the favorite sport to cover by bloggers and everywhere I turn I am skimming over NBA previews.

Anyway, this whole Kobe/Phil/Jerry Buss war of wards is tiresome already. I surfed the Lakers Blogs to find out what is the real deal. Phil set the recent media firestorm a blaze the other day by questioning Kobe's heart and soul. Forum Blue and Gold posts their take on the whole the Kobe getting traded saga. Rumors of Kobe being swapped for Agent Zero have popped up but I believe that they are just rumors.

I watched the Lakers without Lamar Odom almost pull out a W against the Rockets last night with. Kobe had 43 points in the loss but was booed heavily in the opening introductions. Even Magic Johnson said after the game that something needs to happen. Either trade him or publicly back him. I tend to agree and everyone is to blame in this situation, Kobe, GM Kuphcack, Phil, and Buss.

Since the NBA has begun, I wanted to pimp out my favorite Washington Wizards Blog, Bullets Forever. Prada and Jake have excellent takes/links on the Wizards and they were just ranked the 7th best NBA blog by Sports Business Daily.

If you see some guy on there in the comment section ranting and raving about Coach Eddie Jordan's bizarre substitution patterns, I allow you to make fun of the Mac G poon pervert.

Props to my man at Big Ten Tailgate as his page view meter must be skyrocketing faster than my bar tab on St. Patty's Day. This is due to his coverage of this moronic video posted on Youtube. Some Frat Penn State Dbags started to chuck full beer cans at a Ohio St fan walking through their tailgate last Saturday. The footage of the juvenile mob mentality is downright scary.

I did not realize that Pittsburgh was such a thugged out place.

BTT originally posted the video, Sports Blogs picked it up, local and national media have followed suit. Penn St fans were livid that these jackasses made their school look so bad. Besieged by irate emails, Penn State President responded via email condemning the video and the local authorities are investigating. The National Chapter of the Pike fraternity seen on the video has been contacted and the national media is starting to cover the story.

Major Props to BTT, from puke, tits, poon, to media darling. Congrats, Keep it Up.

DMt Shooter at Epic Carnival has great last minute sports Halloween ideas. I wanted to make it rain all night but instead, I am going to be the Assistant to the Regional Manager at Dunder Mifflin.


Brazil was awarded the 2014 World Cup and I might have to make an appearance.

Yankees could be in trouble next year and Bugs and Cranks breaks down Arod's worth in Beer prices.

Google could not buy Facebook so they are releasing their own social networking site.
This blog post breaks down google's Open Social network.

Lance Armstrong is bagging Ashely Olsen? The NY Post is reporting this so it MUST be TRUE! Mary Kate must be passing some of that home grown from her gig on WEEDs to her sister. Lance is a total dick head and numerous people have told me from their personal experiences. I might save them for another post.

I should have posted this video earlier of the small college from Mississippi's unbelievable 15 lateral game winning kick off return TD. They have labeled this amazing play the "Mississippi Miracle." I thought we already had the Music City Miracle? How can you use the same nickname again? Do I need to blame ESPN for this?

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Happy Stripoween!

This sexy sports video should get all the spooks in the mood for today's amazing holiday. Kids get limitless sugar highs and Adults enjoy large amounts of eye candy. Win, Win for Everyone. I heart Stripoween!



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Blackout the Blackout

Yesterday morning, I was enjoying my java and reading the Washington Post Express when I about choked after digesting the review of Britney's new album, Blackout. The music critic actually liked the album and I am still in traumatic shock. I thought this album, which is released today, would bomb(It still might) and for the sake of pop culture, her tubby trailer park A$$ would go away.

I am still holding out hope that she attempts a tour on this album because I can guarantee she will forget when she is supposed to lip sync. It is hard to remember to flip around like a beached whale and remember to mouth words at the same time. I probably could not recall those difficult tasks simultaneously either after pounding endless amounts of Britney's favorite concoction: Vodka and Coke.

No idea if the words of her latest outburst outside a courtroom for her custody hearing made it into album. "Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!"

Three paragraphs are already too much web pixels on this waste of space and I do not plan on linking to anything related to buying her album. If Blackout is a hit, this will prove that music producers will always chase the buck(is this ever in doubt?) and can still put lipstick on Milli Vanilli Pig. Figuratively and literally.

KFed claims Britney has lost it
Spears is Frugly
Blackout CD Released

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Getting the Cocktail Party Started INSIDE the Stadium

I am sure my opinion would differ of this celebration depending on if I was a fan of either team but I am not and I LOVED IT. UGA Coach Mark Richt instructed his team to get a celebration penalty if they scored on their first drive and if they did not score, everyone had to run extra at practice.

The Dawgs put up a touchdown on their first drive and all of sudden bedlam broke out, as the whole UGA team sidelines ran into the end zone to revel in the six points. UGA was hit with 2 penalties, however,the tone was set for an eventual UGA victory.
My man at Hey Jenny Slater and number one UGA fan is calling it: The Celebration.

Was this move classless? Possibly. The main reason the Dawgs won? Debatable. Motivational? Without a doubt. Purely Awesome? Absolutely.



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KING FAVRE

When my favorite NFL team and player connect on a TD Bomb on the first play of overtime to win the game to go 6-1, expect some love on Mac G's World. WHAT A TOSS! One of the Shortest OTs of all time and right in the face of those Denver Donkeys. Yes, I am still bitter over Favre's Super Bowl loss. TD, Steve Atwater, and Mr Ed Elway still haunt my dreams.

This game could have gone either way as both teams made plays to win and lose it. GBay continues to find ways to win and I am having a hard time going to bed right now. This Packer High is too intoxicating and it feels even better after going through the past 2 difficult seasons.

Very few peeps that read my gibberish care about the Green and Gold so I will save my multiple paragraph analysis for chain emails to Packer buddies but I will agree that ESPN went WAY overboard on covering Favre and his wife. I am all about her cause of breast cancer but it is irrelevant to talk about it DURING the game.

Having Vince Vaughn stammer about his opinion on the state of the Bears with 10 minutes left in a 3 point game is even more pointless. Kornheiser's mindless dribble and corny jokes are unbearable. His main punch lines is to exaggerate something over and over. It might be clever or witty the first time, the 20th time, it is just stale and old. The worst part is that he is starting to rub off on Jaws and taking him down with him.

Check Out Jennings talking about the biggest catch of his professional life.



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Only Highlight from NFL Game in UK

I do not think a Giants 13-10 win over the Fins in a mud slop fest is what NFL Commish Roger Goddell had in mind when he drew up this NFL game in Europe. I would rather watch a nil, nil futbol match than this American football version crap fest. The offensively challenged snoozer did provide one comedic highlight to keep the Euros in attendance entertained. Check out the hilarious clip and Britain, I will trade you back Beckham and his wife for this streaker. Thanks to Pop Rocks for the video.



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Just Charge It To The Underhills

Mac G will be taking a 3day weekend to spend some time with the fam and be sure to always charge your drinks to the Underhills.

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My Last Husker Post Until a New Coach

I lived 10 years of my formative years growing up in the heartland of Nebraska, aka "The Good Life." If you loved sports, you were given 2 choices, either become a Husker football fan or kill yourself. Either or. Since I chose to live, the past few years following the Cornhusker football program gradual demise has been painful.

Solich did get a raw deal on how was fired/treated by Slick Stevie P but I did not completely disagree with the need to overhaul the offensive system and talent level. Husker fans forget under the Solich/Turner Gill led offenses that when it was 3rd&long, you might as well brought out the punting unit as the Skers had ZERO chance to get a first down. Solich's conference road record was barely 500. The talents of Eric Crouch and Jamal Lord(Yes, Lord!) hid how low the offense had really fallen.

I gulped the Callahan 4 star recruits, pro system kool aid. I endured watching the 70-10 blowout to TTech and the bowl game streak snapped because I thought it was what every program had to go thru in order to be reborn. USC, ND, Michigan, Oklahoma all went through these revival phases. Currently, the former dominant programs of FSU, Miami, and ND are in a state of flux.

After watching the 2006 Callahan team continually get outplayed in the second half and illustrating his inability to make adjustments, Billy C proved to be more sizzle than steak. I give credit to my man Dirty Laundry to unmasking these Billy C used car salesman characteristics to me. Another off season of hyping up recruits(AGAIN) over success on the field continued to cement these beliefs.

I argued the only way NU would ever get back to legitimately contending for national titles under this coaching staff would be to pile up more talent than other teams because I was convinced they were not going to out coach the opposing teams.

I thought Nebraska would lose 3-5 games this season but at least compete in their defeats. How wrong I was and who knew this would be the worst Nebraska defensive I have ever seen in my lifetime. Thus, until they allow less than 30 points again, I will no longer call them the blackshirts.

I have had several posts lately on the dismal state of Husker football. I started a Fire Steve Pederson blog and 10 days later he was packing his bags with Dr. Tom returning to save the program.

My point of posting the silly volleyball pictures was a futile attempt of actually MAYBE some public humiliation would get the pinkshirts to play with some heart vs A&M. 500 yards, 36 points and another embarrassing home loss later, NU football was still the laughing stock of college football. Hell, my Keller pictures were posted so fans could be proud to know that their QB was scoring some fine tail but that backfired as Keller struggled mightily against the Aggies.

I hope Dr. Tom hires outside the family(My man Notorious DEK can give you his outside the family rant). If I had any say, Auburn's D Coordinator Will Muschamp would already have a wink/wink offer on his desk, ready to be signed next month. I would find out if Cal's Jeff Tefford had any interest and throw the First National Building at him to be the next coach.

Dennis Erickson's coached Sun Devils are proving that the whole house does not have to be destroyed in order to be rebuilt quickly.

4 games remain, at Texas, at KU, KState, at Colorado. No victories appear certain and Nebraska likely will be heavy underdogs in every game. 4-8 season is probably the final outcome. The whole fan base is actually wanting the season to end. I do not blame them as the weekend nightmare continues on repeat over and over. The past 3 Big 12 offensive players of the week earned their honors by playing Nebraska. UT could make it 4. I actually feel its going to get much worse before it gets any better.

The Dumbest Coach in America is pretty much begging to be fired and maybe this Lou Holtz pep talk video can inspire the Huskers to bring some effort against Texas on Saturday. I have no idea what Holtz is talking about(I still think racism and sexism exist) but it sure is entertaining.



Thanks to FanIQ for the tip

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USC Song Girl Boot Camp

"Pour Some Sugar on ME!" I could just sing those lyrics over and over. This video should help everyone power through their Thursday afternoon.



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Good Bye Dan Marino

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Link Whore

(Picture from TV Tan Line)

Time to pimp out the homeys who bring their witty entertainment to the series of tubes.

I guess bartenders in Australia get arrested for crushing beer cans in between their breasts. Sounds crappy to me but here is a deal, you can have Russell Crowe and the beer Fosters back in exchange you can crush away here in America. (Blog of Hilarity)

The Fridge gave me nightmares in the middle 80s because he would ALWAYS score against the Packers. I remember his MNF TD game like it was yesterday. It turns out he was the first and last football player to have his own to have his own GI JOE figure. (100 percent Injury Rate)

D Wade has a new tight commercial out. My man Docksquad with the find.

Big Ten Tailgate found some morons who were advertising their high stakes poker games online with a blog. heyfedscomegetme.blogspot.com

Foul Balls breaks down the World Series with their Preview. I would predict a Rockies sweep but I will take the Rockies in 6. I can not handle all of this Chowd Nation success.

Brahsome has a nice post on how to make tennis more popular: Add Model Ball Girls.

Everyone gushes over the college football blog EDSBS(it can be funny) but I enjoy these 2 college football blogs even more and should be added to your bookmarks: Hey Jenny Slater and Loser With Socks.

Check out this site, LOL Jocks, Dude has HILARIOUS quotes on sports pictures.

Europe shut down this great music file sharing site, OiNK. I get some live shows from bit torrent which is legal but I will not reveal my sources for fear of RIAA coming to attack me. (I guess I'm Floating)

It looks like Pam Anderson has a problem with blow and it could explain her weird choice of men. (JJ's Dirt)

Some jackass bigots put a noose on the statue of my Hall of Fame MC, Tupac Shakur. It is 2007 not 1957. (My Hangover)

My man Part Mule's experience with the Southern California fires.

Bush's war games estimated to cost our country 2.4 trillion dollars. I will have more on this later. (Raw Story)

Happy Humpday

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"Im just a Frat Boy, Taking Virginities"

The Notorious DEK was having college flashbacks and found this great Bohemian Rhapsody theme video of the college frat years. Awesome.


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9/11 Conspiracy Crackpots

Listen, I do not completely trust the government and I value individual rights of the person over the rights of the state.

Nor do I believe 3/4 of the hate propaganda spewed on a daily basis from this Bush administration.

I still respect the speech rights and ability to protest of American citizens but these 9/11 conspiracy believers are completely insane.

Bush and Cheney are proven bully's who are about to start their third middle east war, which one could argue displays their indifference to the tragic loss of human life.

However, our government did not blow up the Pentagon or the World Trade Center. Everyone saw the planes and this government is not that sinister. Any suggestion of this twisted behavior is pointless.

Our dollar is at record low levels, the health care system is in dire need of reform, So Cal is up in flames, the national guard is completely gutted, our budget deficit is out of control, the immigrant issue has been completely ignored by our national political leaders, the looming social security crisis is nowhere near solved, and our reliance on a destined to be extinct fossil fuel of foreign oil continues to drive our broken foreign policy.

Turkey is about to take drop bombs on the Kurds and Pakistan is on the brink of upheaval. We are military occupiers in two countries, with no end in sight. Osama Bin Laden is still alive (HOW!) and keeps making tapes.

This country has MUCH MORE things to worry about than crackpot schemes about how our government was in cohorts with 9/11 hijackers. Of course this does not stop these nut balls from speaking out at a live taping of the Bill Maher Show. Check it Out. I heart HBO's ability to drop F bombs.


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One Set of Laws for US Citizens, Other Laws for Corporations

My head is going to explode over the FISA court/warrant wireless wire tap issue. These so called libertarian/limited government republicans and "fair" demorcats are writing up bills with retro active immunity for telecommunication companies who knowingly broke the law.

The average citizen breaks a law and faces consequences. A company does it and they line up the pockets of political players on both sides to pass them legislation to cover the tracks of their law breaking activity.

Here are links to what is going on in Congress with regards to the FISA Bill, Here and Here.

The 9/11 argument is total manure because it was recently revealed that telecom companies were giving the govt/executive branch our phone records without a judge signing off on it BEFORE 9/11.

This issue is not about providing the government the necessary tools to catch terrorists as the former law provides a 72hour window to snoop without a warrant. It is having safeguards in place so that our rights of unreasonable search and seizure(Remember the 4th amendment?) are not voided out in the process.

Eventually, the government has to prove to a judge that their snooping is warranted. Extension of the current law guts judicial oversight and lays it in the hands of the Attorney General. We have seen how trustworthy that office has been in the past few years. "I dont recall!"

The Congressional Democratic leadership are not innocent by their enabler actions either and I wish I could throw my cell phone out the window. The telecoms behavior sickens me and I have whole post ready to rip them apart.

Thank God Presidential Candidate, Senator Chris Dodd recently showed some leadership on this issue by placing a hold on the bill that would give telecoms retroactive immunity.

I am fearful that we are soon becoming a country where we as citizens have to prove to the government that our behavior is legal under their laws, instead of the onus on the government to prove that our actions are illegal.

The Orwellian world of 1984 is alive and well in 2007.

Wiretap Debate
Telecoms giving Bush Administration our phone records BEFORE 9/11
Telecoms' political donations earn them immunity legislation
Fire Dog's FISA coverage
Senator Dodd has Balls to stand up for our rights
Dodd provides hope that political leaders fight for individuals over corporations
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Dumbest College Coach in America

Is Bill Callahan TRYING to get fired before the season is over or does he just not give a flying F anymore? I am sure it is a combination of both. He already lost the Buy Out Bowl to Denny Fran's Aggies last Saturday and his team is 3 touchdown underdogs at Texas this weekend.

During his radio show on Tuesday, Callahan commented about "watching out for Limas Sweed" this weekend vs Texas.

I understand Billy C is scared of Sweed's ability after he pissed all over his pinkshirts last year in Lincoln.

However, there is a little problem with the forewarning about Sweed from the number one "dead man walking" coach in America.

Sweed was reported injured on October 8th and already has had season ending wrist surgery!!

So a major performer in your own conference has been ruled out for over 2 weeks and you are still game planning for him or at least attempting to worry about him in the media? Unbelievable. This guy is the ultimate Used Car Salesmen by convincing himself to buy a lemon that does not even run anymore!

If I see Ricky Williams in the backfield on Saturday, I am definitely throwing the house on the Longhorns and the over. Hell, I would do it anyway but this time I would do it on WEED, Man.




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HUGE VAGINA!

What kind of tasteless, immature, sports and sex crazed male would I be without posting this video from last night's Jags/Colts game? I could watch this video from Mister Irrelevant, over and over.

Somewhere, Larry David is smiling. A HUGE SMILE!

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Pro Football Fix: Week 7

I have been slacking on my football recaps. This was supposed to be a weekly staple but it has quickly fizzled out.I have the notes every week but the execution part has been seriously lacking. I was trying to hold out for money but my agent’s demands ( large amounts of whiskey, cigs, KY) caved faster than the Tribe’s World Series hopes. My boss (ME) put me back to work over the weekend in hopes of reviving this endeavor and I was able squeeze in 2 solid days of football viewing. Here is MY NFL Football Fix:

The Week 7 of the National Football League could be summed up quickly by the fact that was only one matchup (Bucs/Lions) between above 500 teams. There were a few close finishes but overall, the play was very lackluster. Great finishes does not necessarily translate into good football and this was the case on Sunday.

The other highlighted theme was the retread QBs, who either led their team to last second victories or set them up on final drives. Brian Greise and Kerry Collins had impressive last second game winning drives. Both Sage Rosenfelds and Kurt Warner put their team in position to win games, only to see the Texan defense and Zona kicker, misfire on these opportunities.

Here is my breakdown of my observations of each game on Sunday.

Skins 21 Cardinals 19
This was one of the main games that I watched in its entirety and if the Skins had any resemblance of an offense, it would have been a blow out. Robo QB Kurt Warner, playing with a huge brace on his blown out left elbow, gave the Skins 14 points with 2 INTS. One pick was returned by London Flethcher for a score and another set up a score. The Skins still won this game with less than 200 yards total offense. The key part of the game was when the Skins blocked a Cards extra point at the end of the first half and Rackers freaked out on Carlos Rogers. . Check out the video.


When the Cards scored at the end of the game, they had to go for 2 points and their unsuccessful play choice of WR pass by Anaquan Boldin was highly questionable. Boldin, who went to FSU as a QB, had Larry Fitzgerald open but threw an absolute duck, right too a Skins Defender. The Cards recovered the onsides kick, Warner completed a few passes to the cards in Rackers range but he pushed the kick.

Fletcher was everywhere in this game and Greg Williams has been brilliant in backing off of his blitzing style. I love coaches that find success and exploit it, instead of stubbornly trying to use their system, no matter what. Sean Taylor is back to his 05 form and is playing at a high pro bowl level.

Where was Cooley in this game? He tore up Green Bay last week and he barely had any touches.
I hate the new delay of game ruling and taunting rule. It is so stupid, Fletcher flexed his muscles after making a big hit and they gave the other team a first down. NO FUN LEAGUE.

Titans 38, Texans 36
This game and the Bills/Cowboys MNF game are the 2 craziest NFL games that I have seen in 07. Schaub was knocked out on 2 separate occasions and the Texas kept turning the ball over. Sage "the Rage" Rosenfelds came in, with the Texans trailing 32-7 in the 4th quarter, and almost pulled a Frank Reich like comeback. His last TD bomb was an unbelievable throw/catch and this go ahead score was even possible after the Texans recovered 2 onside kicks in a row. The first recovery was called back because of a penalty.

I was about to stick a fork in the Titans until Kerry Collins made 2 perfect throws to get his team into FG range. Rob "My" Bironas punched his NFL record 8 FG through uprights for the game winner. Other Notes:

The Texans made this comeback attempt with 2 white receivers catching several balls. I was actually getting confused as to which whitey was making the catches and THIS never happens in the NFL.

The analyst Randy Cross pulled out a first heard superlative to describe the Texan fans and teams state during this 4th quarter rally: "Texans are experiencing a Tsunami of Emotion."HUH? Is it appropriate to use a disaster that killed a 100,000 thousand people just a few years as a football adjective? I know Cross did not mean any harm but I thought it was out of nowhere.

After Birnoas made the game winner, Enberg made 2 long winded comments to Bironas about his long struggle to make it to the NFL. This is Bironas' 3rd season in the league and he just kicked the game winning. NFL record breaking kick a few minutes ago, would you not bring up his time with AFL Swamp foxes right away?

A final shocking revelation was seeing the sweat pour down Bironas's face like he was on the 10th mile of the Chicago marathon. I never knew kicker's could perspire.

Bills 19, Ravens 14
I missed much of this game and it looks like I did not miss much. Ravens struggles on the road continue and Ray Lewis is questioning Billick's play calling abilities.

Pats 49, Fins 28
I did not mention Tom Brady in the opening paragraphs because I do not have him or Moss on my fantasy teams and the national media is doing a good enough job slobbering the Patriots. The first half of this game (42-7) reminded me of an All Star Madden Gamer crushing a beginner as it was almost comical. The Pats drove at will, Brady kept chucking TDs and Moss was leaping from nowhere to make 2 sick TD grabs.

Plus, I am convinced all owners of Pats RBs in fantasy should drop them now. Bellicheck will probably give the ball to Vrabel or Seau anyway on the goal line.

Craziest part was the Pats put in their backup Cassells, who threw a pick for a TD to bring the Fins within 21 so Brady comes back in and tosses his 6th TD.

Giants 33, 49ers 15
I saw enough of this contest that the 49ers suck on offense and Brandon Jacobs is back healthy, stealing away my fantasy RB Derrick Wards TD. They play of this game was Giants DE Big O (his name is too long) crushing Dilfer from his blindside, forcing a fumble, picking it up, and racing all the way to the end zone. Dude has more speed than Ellen Degeneres does fake doggy tears. I am shocked that the Giants seemed to have turned their season around after the stink bombs they threw up the first 2 weeks.

Saints 22 Falcons 16
The ultimate battle of 2 teams in utter disaray. The Saints can not find their 06 mojo. Coach Payton keeps burying and digging stuff back up to revive their season. The Falcons 07 season was also buried metaphorically by 50 canine graves in Virginia.

Leftwich was looking all right until he injured his ankle and John Joseph Harrington was not able to save the day. Roddy White had a career fantasy game and Reggie Bush made the end zone. Falcons LB Keith Brookings seemed clueless on this Bush TD run.



Lions 23, Bucs 16
I was hoping to see a Jeff Garcia/Roy Williams fight but those two did not square off. Roy the Pizza Boy, ripped Garcia in the media and said his 2 year old could figure out the West Coast offense. Garcia had a key red zone fumbled snap that cost the Bucs a chance at a late comeback. It appears that Kitna's preseason prediction of 10 wins for the Lions might not be so delusional after all.

For fantasy purposes Bucks RB Ernest Graham had a big yardage game, Kevin Jones looks to be a solid starter again and Bucs WR Ike Hillard is back from the dead, becoming a Garcia favorite target.

Chief 12 Raiders 10
Every time I turned it to this game, not much was going on. I did catch Cullpepper toss a pick on a potential go ahead drive in the waning moments of the game. Check out the Soulja Boy for your Weekly Chiefs Highlights.



Bengals 38, Jets31
The only reason that the Jets might win 4 games is that they get to play Buffalo and Miami again. The Bengals are not a playoff team either and Marvin Lewis could start being on the hot seat. L Coles showed some speed on some long TD catches but the Bengals Offensive was eventually just too much for Gang greenless Jets defense. Kenny Watson will be a good fantasy start if Rudi keeps sitting out games.

Bears 19 Eagles 16
This game of 2 sputtering offenses was awful to watch and the last 2 minutes was the only exciting parts. I actually said, "Can Brian Greise lead the Bears 97 yards in 2 minutes for the winning TD?" My sarcastic question was answered by the improbable Greise winning drive. As a Packer fan, I wanted the Eagles to put a dagger in deeper in the Bears season already but now they still have life. Griese gives them a more effective passing game. However, the writing is on the wall that RB Benson will forever be a bust in this league.


Seahawks 33, Rams 6
Every time I turned this game on, Bulger was either getting sacked or running for his life. It was not the week in fantasy to go up against Seahawks D as they absolutely destroyed the Rams. I have not seen a QB look so shell shocked than Bulger does under center right now. He better be happy that he signed that contract extension before the season. The Rams season officially ended when Orlando Pace tore up his shoulder in the first game. What happened to Shaun Alexander? He used to dominate fantasy football but now he can not get 50 yards against the Rams? Crazy.

I noticed Seattle backup QB and sometimes WR, Seneca Wallace was sporting large amounts of teal on his shoes. I liked the look and thus, ultimately meansn that the NFL will not and fine him thousands of dollars. I am reserving my 1000 words rant on the fascist, overbearing, micromanaging NFL for another day.

I did enjoy Ichiro waving the Seahawks 12th man towel around, sporting a bright color turtlekneck. I have never seen the guy smile, even after Japan won the World Baseball Championships.

Cowboys 24, Vikings 14
MEMO to Viqueens Head Coach: FEED APETE! Purple Jesus is the most offensively talented rookie to come into this league since LT or Randy Moss, GIVE HIM THE BALL! No one can tackle this guy and 12 carries is despicable. Can you tell that I have APete on 2 of my fantasy squads?

Tavarias Jackson is not the answer either at QB, at least not now. He has a live arm and good mobility but he is not accurate with the ball nor can he read defenses at all. I have no idea why the Vikes' personnel department thought he was ready to be a starting QB in this league. Both crappy Holcomb or Bollinger give them a better chance to win than Jackson.

It is good to see the Cowboys finally are giving Marion Barber the majority of the work load and decreasing Julian Jones' carriers. Barber might be harder to bring down that Purple Jesus. This was a strange game as the Cowboys clearly dominated but it was still close due to defensive touchdowns, yet it was never in doubt because of the limited ability of the aforementioned Jackson.

Broncos 31, Steelers 28
For a putrid day of football, this game was a well needed refresher. Both Big Ben and Culter had big days. The defenses made key plays and it came down to the leg of Bronco K, Jason Elam. He has won all 3 of the Broncos wins on last second FGs. Does this guy ever miss a key FG? Elam and Vinateri are 2 kickers of this generation that I would argue would deserve to be in the Hall of Fame. Gary and Morten Anderson too but they still keep coming back into the league.

Colts 29, Jags 7
While the announcers continually talked about the Patriots at every chance they could get, the Colts pounded the Jags right in their throat. They methodically drove down on 3 straight first half drives to make it 17-0 and put the game away. Bobby "da hitman" Sanders energy seems to be contageous on this defensive as other players fly around and make big plays. Once Garrard went down it was over and I would avoid using many Jacksonville players in fantasy. Taylor might be a decent play now that Jones-Drew is hurt. This was a total disastrous games for the Jags.

Memo to ABC: Stop putting people in the booth and have your annoucners actually talk about the game! I do not understand this idea of constantly annoying your fan base by an utter distraction for a full 30-45 minutes.

Most could care less about Russell Crowe, Jimmy Kimmel, or even my man Charles Barkley has to say during a NFL game. Unless they are directly relevant to the action on the field, do not have them talk at all.

Next can you either take off the muzzle off of Kornheiser and make him funny again or throw him to the curb. His jokes are timid/lame/dated and most guys sitting at a bar know more about the football than he does. His whole personality career has been based on self deprication humor and him ripping part everyone that he does not like. In the MNF booth, I hear none of this and it is pretty unbearable.

I am about to take PTI off my TIVO. If you made it this far, you are a true Mac Gs World reader. Your reward is nothing. word.

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Best Defender in the NFL

I just wanted to recognize one of my favorite players of All Time: Bobby "da hit man" Sanders. He deserves all of the media praise lavished on him right now and Sanders dominated that game last night. He was flying all over the field, displaying his hard hitting and ball hawking skills. I would like to see what defender is more valuable to his team than Sanders.

I posted this Hawkeye Video before but I had to take it down, long story for another post. Enjoy




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Rockies Find a Way to Finally Lose: Slinging their World Series Tickets

Colorado Rockies World Series tickets went on sale online at 10am MST today and my boy Racho was lucky enough to score 4 club level seats. Right before he was about to get his confirmation, the whole system crashed. The picture above is his screen shot.

Racho is a just a tad bit little bitter(furious actually) and the Rockies ticket office is not answering calls right now. My buddy is pretty much screwed and it looks like he is not the only one frustrated.

It turns out only a few hundred tickets were sold so far and they are going to announce a new ticket distribution plan later this afternoon.

ROCKIES HQ DENVER – Amid an angry crowd chanting ‘We want tickets,’ Rockies spokesperson Jay Alves announced World Series ticket sales have been suspended Monday.

Alves says virtually all the tickets are still available, due to a computer system malfunction. He says only several hundred tickets were sold.

‘Right now we’re shutting the system down …. We expect to be online at some point,’ Alves said.

According to Alves, the Colorado Rockies will announce new plans to sell the tickets at some point later Monday afternoon. He says the Web site received 8.5 million hits in the first 90 minutes the system was up and running.

Fans booed as Alves made the announcement outside Coors Field.

‘We’re as frustrated and disappointed as they are,’ Alves said of the fans.

Alves say they will not be selling the tickets at Coors Field. He says their goal is to get the computer system up and running again so that they can resume online sales.

Blog Recap of the Debacle
Fans are Pissed

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Happy Munday

Thanks to my man at Big Ten Tailgate for this great clip of some sassy Bruin pooners getting their celebratory groove on now that their UCLA team is 4-0 in the Pac Ten. Happy Munday.


This song just flashed me back to my youth of buying single tapes at the mall. I hope Daisy Dukes either never go out of style or always make a comeback.



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New Home on the Market, Name the Owner?

A low per month mortgage payment of only $23,206 could buy you this lovely $4,500,000, 7 Bed, 8.5 Bath home
located near Sugar Loaf golf course in suburban Atlanta.

Amenities include the following:

STUNNING CUSTOM HOME WITH PRICELESS LAKE VIEWS.
2 STORY FOYER FEATURES
DOUBLE CURVED STAIRCASE,
2 STORY STUDY,MASTER W/DOUBLE SIDED FRPL.& SITTING RM,
ELEVATOR,WETBAR,REC.RM,WORKOUT RM W/SAUNA,
THEATRE RM,FULL BAR,LEVEL PRIVATE BACKYARD,
2 OUTDOOR FRPL

Here is the google map location of the mansion.

Why is such a lovely home just built in 2004 on the market in such a short time? The owner is having some money problems.

• His former employer wants 20 million dollars back from him

• He is being sued for 1.3 million for defaulting on a loan for a wine store

• His legal bills keep rising as he is now facing more criminal charges

The answer: Ron Mexico.

Who knew that herpes, weed in a water bottle, flipping off your own fans, a posse member stealing a watch in an airport, and the inability to hit open receivers on a consistent basis would be the best possible problems that he could have right now.

Mexico's House Listing
Google Earth Map
Article in AJC


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Tree's Trip of Thoughts

I decided on a weekly post about my friend Joe's pictures and words about his kick A$$ job as a vital crew member for ESPN College Game Day. He informed me of his elated disbelief on last Friday of making both the USA today and Mac Gs World in the same day.

To recap that makes: Gannett Corporation 1, Poor blogger with a drinking/sports habit 1, BRING IT FISHWRAP!

Here is his rant about MLB playoffs and Husker football. I would email him for his take on Norman last week but he is in Lexington, KY right now setting up for tomorrow. First trip ever to UK for Gameday. He did run into Tim Couch last night and he was accompanied by some serious eye candy. Awesome.

While half the country wonders when Colorado got a baseball team.....What a story the 2007 Colorado Rockies are. Just to close out the regular season on that streak wasn't enough, how about the Monday night game against the Padres to get into the playoffs? Knocking off Jake Peavy and then Trevor Hoffman? Going 7-0 the first two rounds sweeping the Phillies and now the Diamondbacks.

And Kaz Matsui. KAZ MATSIU!!! This guy came to the Mets and looked like he had never played baseball before. He couldn't hit or field any position. Now, he's played a pivotal role for the Rockies on their run to the Series. I don't even think the Rockies were selling out games a month ago. Now, the middle of October, the Broncos suck and the Rockies are going to the World Series.

Everyone in Colorado will now tell you they've always been a die hard Rockies fan and even remember the three games Todd Helton started in '94 for the Tennessee Volunteers or Matt Holliday calling the signals for Oklahoma St. Maybe the worst thing that could of happened to the Rockies was sweeping the NLCS.

Now they have 8 days off before the Series Starts! They can kill a team's momentum. Can you imagine Cleveland/Colorado in the Word Series? All the snowed out games? Maybe the series gets over before pitchers/catchers report.

Just like the Oakland Raiders, the Nebraska Cornhuskers and finally, it's fans and boosters have quit on Bill Callahan. Looking at the remaining schedule, the Huskers probably won't win another game this year. How's this gonna look for recruiting? Probably the only thing to save Nebraska football will be T.O. They need his name more than ever.

Osborne is Nebraska. He is the typical Nebraska personality, work ethic, and attitude. I know he retired because he had a great and long career and wanted to ride out in the sunset and be able to spend more time with his family.

He'll come back to help, but not full time. He cares about Nebraska and it's people too much. I'm sure he doesn't want to go back to working 18 hour days, seven days a week. He'll restore the order. It's a tough task, right now, there are many more football programs more dominant than Nebraska.

Thanks Steve Pederson and Bill Callahan for totally screwing up the best program in college football.

GET OUT!!!!!!

Speaking of Nebraska, I heard that at Boondocker's they give free shots out for Hukser Touchdowns. Now they started giving them out for field goals!


Gamdeday Norman Pictures










Peace OUT!

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Dude! Kenny.....Maaaaaaan. Just Chill Out Bro.

Check out the vocal skirmish between Josh Beckett and Kenny Lofton. Some funny audio on the 2nd video. The audio that I wanted to hear was what Beckett had to say in the dugout to his boys about his ex-chick, Danielle Peck, singing the national anthem. I have never heard of this country singer but Spankalicious! Videos are from Awful Announcing.





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Today's Question

Real or Fake?

I lied and somehow got sucked back in to watching the Real World Sydney again last night. I am done with the show for the second time. Memo to MTV: girls sobbing on the phone to their boyfriends back home is NOT entertaining. An episode with 2 girls doing it? Awful.

Anyway, the Isaac dude just cracks me up. I can not find video of his great apology from earlier this season but it is classic. I did find the recap.

It started innocently enough with the roommates enjoying cocktails and playing Twister. During the game, Shauvon appeared to have a few too many and went to sit on Isaac's lap.

In rapid succession, she fell off Isaac's lap -- a foot and a half to a carpeted floor, not even spilling the bottle of water she was holding -- and started screaming and insisting she was bleeding. (If so, it was a teeny-tiny scrape. No gore was shown, and you know if there had been gore they would have shown it.)

The girls attempted to tape Shauvon up with a tissue-sized bandage, but she's too busy shrieking that Isaac dropped her on purpose for them to finish the job. She confronted Isaac, throwing a plate of chips and demanding an apology.

To which Isaac classically responded: "I apologize that gravity works in your disfavor."

And Shauvon lost her damn mind. She dumped her bottle of water on him and ran off. He threw his beer and baseball cap at her and called her a whole panoply of bad names. KellyAnne convinced Isaac to apologize, saying that even though Shauvon was drunk, he should have expressed some sort of concern that she was hurt.

Isaac went to Shauvon to apologize and uttered the night's classic speech No. 2: "Shauvon, I apologize for calling you a slut. I shouldn't have done that ... and I didn't mean you were a slut like that. When I get up and start yelling at a girl, that's one of the first words that comes out."

He went on from there, discussing other terms he uses when he's ticked off at a lady, but "slut" is pretty much the only one that can be printed on a family website. Even MTV bleeped out some of the alternatives. Use your imagination. Needless to say, Shauvon continued to sob on the couch.

He is the man!

Here is Isaac's note left on some porn for his guy roommate Dunbar so he would go rub one out and not be so uptight. Hilarious.



Here is a video of Isaac talking to Trisha after she was getting emotional on the street listening to these guys play some music that reminded her of home. He needs his own show.


All of these girls on the show are completely NUTS! I will not break them down in more detail because in 3 months they will be after thoughts and the only thing they will have is to make paid appearances at night clubs or get a lucky selection on one of MTV's challenge shows.

I should not post this video because Viacom loves to pull their stuff off of Youtube but this is a good short visual summary of how crazy these chicks really are.

"So Mac G, if this Real World sucks so bad and you have mostly negative things to say about it, why do you keep watching?"

Great Question. Here are some reasons why down below and would you please put the show in DC? Mac G would befriend them and dominate that house.



Oh, the consensus was fake and fabulous.

Thanks to my man, TV Tan Line, for the screen shots.

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