"This Just In, Ted Stevens Has Led The Happiest Life In The History Of The World"

Maybe Senator Teddy Bear's life is not so happy anymore now that the Feds have raided his Alaskan home. It appears the man, who famously labeled the Internet a series of tubes, had his house size illegally doubled by an oil company for free or at a very reduced price.

This same oil company's executives have recently pled guilty to bribing public officials.Things do not look well for Ted and his temper could be a problem in the pokey.

Here is video of a "Coot Off" between Teddy Bear Ted and Senator Byrd.

Teddy Bear throwing a tantrum on the Senate floor.


Teddy Bear's infamous tubes comments.

Video Recap of the story courtesy of Talking Points Memo TV



FBI and IRS raid Teddy Bear's House
Internet is made up of tubes
Ted's House Doubles
Review of Teddy Bear's troubles
Alaskan Politicians love bribes, Duke Stir would be proud
UPDATE: Teddy Bear Growls
“Can you understand English?! That’s the only statement I’m going to make.”

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"TO NY! TO NY! WE LOVE YOU CAL!"

I would rather not focus on my personal life but Mac G just returned from a once in a lifetime experience. A trip up to Cooperstown with my father to see my lifetime baseball idol, Cal Ripken Junior get inducted to the baseball Hall of Fame. Simply AWESOME!

70K fans made the pilgrimage to the Village of Cooperstown, setting an all time attendance record. Padres and Orioles fans celebrated their baseball heroes together in harmonious unison. It was an unbelievable setting and a true final farewell for 2 of baseball's greatest players/human beings.

If you are a baseball fan, I implore you to make the trip to see this place before you die. It will be worth whatever money and effort it takes to make it up to Bumble F nowhereville New York.

I have plenty to say very shortly about my trip. Pete Rose is a circus act, Bud Selig was booed HEAVILY, an up close Johnny Travolta sighting, Goose Gossage is cool, Mike Schmidts an ahole, plenty of Bonds/Roids fan conversations, a first hand view of the whole autograph memorabilia racket, and much more.

Here are some cell phone pictures that I have and apologize in advance for the crappy quality. One is of Charlie Hustle himself, looking for some table scraps.

I have never been prouder to be an Oriole fan and yes, they have had nine straight losing seasons!!

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Lohan's Favorite Movie: Herbie, Fully Loaded

Lindsay Lohan was able to make it on the Tonight show after all. Enjoy.

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"Disco Stu Does Not Advertise"

The Summer list of movies that Mac G needs to check out is compiling up quickly(Sicko, Talk to Me, Transformers). Add the Simpson's movie to the Mac G must see movie catalog.

Here is a hilarious blog post from the Feed comparing the individual characters in the Simpson's to a person in sports.

Carl – Gilbert Arenas. Because Carl’s the coolest cat in Springfield.

Rev. Lovejoy – Mike Krzyzewski. A fitting choice to portray Springfield’s most sanctimonious character.

Smithers – Chris Berman. Aids and abets his master in any way he can. Also, both are into leather.

Ned Flanders – Tony Dungy. Footlong hot dogs make each of them uncomfortable.

Two of my favorite characters on the Simpson's are Disco Stu and Duffman.
I love these quotes.

"Disco Stu likes disco music."
"Disco Stu got hooked on the white stuff in the seventies."

Titania: You said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!
Duffman: Duff Man says a lot of things! Oooh yeah!!!

Barney: I can't, I'm the designated driver!
Duffman: Yeah that's swell, Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now! Who wants to Party!

Duffman: New feelings brewing inside Duffman... What... WOULD JESUS DO?!

The Simpson's Sports Movie
Disc STU RULZ
Duffman, OH YEAH!

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"YO, YO, This is Your Boy, Double J"

The ending is GRRRRRRRREAT!

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Liar, Liar, Pants on FIRE

I would expect a better performance from the top law official in our country. Actually, I would settle for Attorney General Gonzo to actually TELL THE TRUTH!! He is either incompetent, an idiot or both. "Executive Privilege, Pleading the 5th, Partisan Politics, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."

Would someone in the Justice Department or the White House PLEASE just answer these questions.

• Who put the 8 US attorney's on the fired list?

• Why were they put on this list?

• Was the White House directly involved?

• If so, who in the White House made the final decision and why?

Over the past 2 years the White House has argued that their secret domestic illegal spying program on law abiding systems was OKAY on the basis that only the terrorists should have something to hide. CIVIL RIGHTS BE DAMNED!!

Now, the same Administration will not let their aides answer questions or provide pertinent direct information into a Congressional investigation into why 8 US attorney's were fired. If they have nothing to hide or were not involved, why not provide proof that you are innocent? This contradicts the same rationale provided to back up their spying programs.

I know this administration favorite words other than terror or Al Queda, is "Cherry Pick."

Do not forget it was the White House, who created this mess and investigation by firing these attorneys in the first place. The main GOP talking point of "Clinton did it," is total misleading BS. President Clinton did replace all of his US attorneys in 1993 but ALL Presidents pick their own US Attorneys at the start of their terms. However, no President had ever fired this many in the middle of their terms of service before and it is totally unprecedented.

Do not forget it was the White House who changed their rationale for the firings over and over. It almost worked as the national press fell asleep and stellar blog Talking Points Memo kept the story alive by its top notch reader driven investigation.

Do not forget it was the White House who publicly smeared these life long Republican appointed lawyers, causing them to speak out repeatedly. They came up with Loyal Bushie Rating system, not Congress.

It is up to the White House to prove to Congress and the American people that they were not directly involved in these firings on pure political grounds. Not the other way around. Instead, their staffs hide behind convenient lost emails and bunker down over executive privilege. Their shady behavior fuels the belief that something wrong and unethical happened.

I wish the truth would come out and this story would be over. I highly doubt it. I predict that the Bush team will run the clock out in the Courts and we will only find out the real truth in the future by reading one of the bazillion books to come out about this corrupt administration.

This video hurts too much to watch. Our Fd up Govt at work. No wonder we can not end a horrendous occupation in Iraq, fix social security or provide cheaper health care to everyone.



US Attorneys Time Line
UPDATE: Not Only is Gonzo a moron, He straight up perjured himself, which is lying on the stand!

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"How Does Haterade Really Taste?"

I have never liked Stephon Marbury on the basketball court. All of this teams seem to get better once he leaves(TWolves, Nets,Suns), his ego always rubbed me the wrong way after he left KG and I partially blamed him for Team USA's 2004 Olympic failure in Greece.

However, I am starting to warm up to Stephon. Off the court, Starbury has been bringing it lately. He came out with a line of basketball shoes that retail for only 15 dollars a pair, which has been a huge cost savior for middle and lower income families. His shoes help release some of the financial burden and pressure of paying 150-200 dollars for the "in" pair of basketball shoes. He seems to really care about where he came from and is highly involved in his community.

Starbury has been hosting a TV show called, "Stars on Stars," which has received positive reviews and he was downright hilarious in this recent TV interview.

Agent Zero better watch his back because Starbury has been straight up Blogging for the NYPost. I have no clue what he is talking about most of the time, nerveless, they have been highly entertaining and insightful. He caused a media stir by declaring on a blog post his desire to retire playing hoops in Italy after winning a title for the Knicks.

He goes after MJ and rips on Lebron. Here are some my favorite comments from his blog.

• The tour is going great. While we were in Virginia and B-more, we went to the Barry Farms streetball tournament in DC. It was crazy.The kid 720 with the crazy hops was there and dudes like "AO'' who used to be down with And 1. They were all rockin' Starbury gear. Starbury is locking down the streetball game too. I forgot to tell you that when Mayor Bloomberg left the meeting with me, he was wearing $14.98 Starburys.

• After that we went to Venice. We strolled with the "Gondola man'' singing and pushing the boat. They told me 400 people take classes to steer them and only 100 people pass. I fell in love with wifey all over again. We took the boat to the casino. Everything is on water. You have to take taxi boats. It was set-up like the movie Casino Royale, one of my favorite flicks. We ended our trip to Rome. We went to Pentium and the Coloseum. The high note was our visit to the Sistine Chapel. It is incredible. You walk in one door and out the other and you become free in mind, body and spirit. That's when I knew I was free. I flew home a free man and my life got turned around.
• That's why I want to go back to Italy after winning the championship with the Knicks.
• My whole life I have wanted to do what Michael Jordan has done on the basketball court. But just on the basketball court. I have not tried to be like him off the court. I have a different vision for who I want to be off the court and the life I want to create to help change the world.
• There is nothing greater than to be able to touch people, especially kids cause their spirits are a true reflection of God. The kids today said they don't never see LeBron or any athletes come around.
  That made me smile. That's why we're there.
• You want to make me the clown…I’m not the dude on the ESPYs, getting carried on a throne. I’m not him. I’m the good guy, not the bad guy. I don’t want to be carried on the throne…I just want to walk among the people.
  I can only love y'all for hating me. But transfer hate into love, then you can help others.
• I do have one admission. I am high, high off of life.
  I drink life’s happy water which is bottled at the divine source.
  It goes down much smoother than "haterade.''. How does "haterade'' really taste?
• I AIN’T NEVER SCARED
  I’M EVERYWHERE
  YOU AIN’T NEVER THERE
  WHY WOULD I EVER CARE
  POUND FOR POUND I’M THE BEST TO EVER COME AROUND HERE
  EXCLUDING NOBODY
  LOOK WHAT I EMBODY
  THE SOUL OF A HUSTLER I REALLY RAN THE STREET
  A CEO’S MIND THAT MARKETING PLAN WAS ME
  ADD THAT TO THE FACT I WENT PLAT A BUNCH OF TIMES
  TIMES THAT BY MY INFLUENCE ON POP CULTURE
  I SUPPOSED TO BE #1 ON EVERYBODY LIST
  WE’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I NO LONGER EXIST

Starbury Blogs

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"WHAT!! OKAAYY!! YEEAHHH!"

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Strung Out on Hollywood and Vine

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Marcus Allen Gets No Love From Penthouse Pet

Somewhere Reggie Bush and OJ are chuckling at this story. From the ALWAYS reputable NY Post

KIMBERLY Williams, the June 2007 Penthouse Pet, has never met football legend Marcus Allen - and she wants to keep it that way. After talking on the phone for a few weeks, "he seemed like a really nice guy. But . . . I quickly found out that this is not a guy I want to know," the pin-up told Steppin' Out magazine's Chauncé Hayden. Kimberly was creeped out that Allen is a regular at the Playboy Mansion, and that his MySpace page is filled with girlfriends thanking him for "lunch." "So I started to pull away from him just to protect myself. But he calls me over 15 times a day! . . . He started to send me these terrible text messages. 'Where the hell are you, Kimberly!' . . . It's really scary . . . Things got really bad after I did the Howard Stern show. He got very upset that I got nude on the show. Hello! I'm a Penthouse Pet . . . I told him he needed to calm down . . . But he got even angrier." Allen's lawyer, Larry Stein, told Page Six: "It's the other way around. She's the one pursuing him. She started sending him pictures of herself with no clothes on. She's trying to get publicity."

So Marcus gets blown off publicly before he ever meets this girl? I do smell a publicity stunt and WELL DONE Kimberly. I have already found your myspace page and we are Myspace BFF now. I can not wait for your SPAM Bulletins!

The NYPost ran their gossip blurb with a picture of an actress with the same name. Too bad because the real Kimberly has far better pictures/jugs. (NSFW)

The millionaire dollar question remaining is the url location of Marcus Allen's myspace page. I can not get my dad to use email or the Internet and Marcus is pimping hos on myspace? I wish I could only be so cool at 47.

Kimberly has 13K MySpace friends and Marcus could still be one of them. Mac G is calling his loyal 6 readers to help him locate this juicy site. REGULATORS, MOUNT UP!

NY Post Blurb
Wrong Kimberly Williams
Kimberly William's MySpace
Hot NUDE Pix(NSFW)
The Big Lead Post
Marcus is OLD

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Lohan BUSTED, AGAIN!

It looks like Hollywood's number one party girl is in a little hot water, actually DEEP, Boiling aqua!

Law enforcement now says Lohan was stopped after cops got a call of a vehicle being chased by another vehicle. The chasing vehicle was being driven by Lohan.

Lohan was driving a white Denali. She was chasing a Cadillac Escalade.

She was initially suspected of driving under the influence of alcohol. A field sobriety test was conducted and she was subsequently arrested for DUI.

At the station, a search of her person was conducted, and cocaine was found in her pants pocket.

A breath test was conducted and her blood alcohol was between .12 and .13.

Lohan was driving on a suspended license and a 2nd DUI is a felony in Cali. Reports have her chasing the mother of her personal assistant, who freaked out and called 911, which led to her getting pulled over.

She has canceled tonight's scheduled appearance on the Leno show to promote her new movie. I guess her new alcohol anklet did not stop her from getting BOMBED and driving recklessly on a Monday night!

All famous people or rich people, listen up, HIRE a DRIVER or a LIMO!

Lohan likes car chases, ON Booze and Blow!
No Lame Jokes with Jay
Lohan's new Bod and Booze Anklet
Lohan's DUMB A$$ San Andreas Grand Theft Auto Joy Ride
Updates: Check out TMZ and Perez Hilton
Betting Update: Lohan claims to bag Beckham by December

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Mac G Mundays

Mac G is back from the Crazy Big Apple. My trip is summed up in 2 words: Braindead and Broke. I will write a recap later of my pointless thoughts about NYC.
Mac Gs World blew up over the weekend with our friends at the The Big Lead linking to our video on Tommie Fraizer's rapping. Check it out.

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Mac G to the NYC

Mac G is headed out to take a few bites out of the Big Apple this weekend and see how fast it will take to empty my checking account. In the NYC, you inhale FUN and exhale all of your Money. Have a great weekend.

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Mike Vick is a DI$^!!

I know we live in a world of "innocent until proven guilty" and I am glad that we do. Unlike the Republican Party, who only likes certain amendments(Can you guess which ones?mmmm, 2nd?), I love ALL of the bill of rights.

However, my opinion of Mike $ick does not need to be proved beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law. There is enough evidence for me to know that Mike Prick was highly involved in illegal and cruel dog fighting. From PFT, the best football site on the nets with tubes.

This is a situation in which 17 dead dogs, 54 live ones, and extensive dog fighting equipment and pharmaceuticals were removed from property OWNED BY Michael Vick.

Pro Football Talk
Pro Football Talk Videos
US vs Mike Sicko

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"He's Funnier Than You"

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"If there is Fluff on the Muff, she is old Enough"

No doubt that some facebook "friend" released these pictures of Nikki Meyer, daughter of UF football coach Urban, on to the chopping block of the internets. Oh, She is prolly 16 or 17. Now that I am posting pictures of hot teens, things have officially hit rock bottom at MGsW. The Blogosphere made me do it. Damn You Big Lead! You Teen Porn Peddler With Leather! Shame on you Rivals!

She takes the Urban Meyer Spread Option to a whole new Level! Sorry, I could not resist.

Urban has good Genes
(Kudos to With Leather commenters Pauly and Los Nosotros for the Fluff and Spread Option jokes.)

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Who is ready for College Football?

Mac G's World main contributor and number one male slut, The Notorious DEK, provides a little blast from the past with two Touchdown Tommie Frazier videos. The clip of "The Run" still gives me goose bumps. My friends and I celebrated this gigantic pounding of Steve Spurrier's Gators for the national title by going cow tipping in the snow.

What else are you going to do in central Nebraska in the middle of the butt A$$ cold winter? You could attempt to riot but not enough crap to burn or people to notice.

T Fraz was one of the best QBs to ever play college football (33-3 lifetime as a starter) on arguably the best team in college football history. The 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers. GO Eat a C$^$ Herbstreet.



Tommie raps about as well as this Mac G white boy can jump. Not very good and not very high. I love TFraz's versatile use of the Hot Sauce bottle as a microphone. SOLID! GO SKERS!

Tommie Frazier Wikipedia
Herbstreet the Suckeye hates the Skers

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Mike Vick is a SICK Piece of $^&*(!!

Pro Football Talk has been all over the Michael Vick Dog Fighting investigation for months. During the same time ESPN was asleep at the wheel and secretly hoping that it would go away. ESPN even reported last week that Vick would NOT be charged.

I wonder if they could award themselves an ESPY for worst reporting?

Yesterday, Mike Vick was finally indicted and the accusations are gruesome. They found 17 dead canine remains on his property and 4 of his associates have been singing to the feds about all of the dirty details. Mike was ratted out but this part sealed the deal for me and Mike Vick. You SICK PIECE OF $H!+

In March 2003, Peace allegedly electrocuted a female pit bull that had lost a fight after consulting on the matter with Vick. Peace shot another losing dog that same month.

According to paragraph 83 of the indictment, Vick, Peace, and Phillips executed in April 2007 approximately eight dogs that did not perform well in "testing" sessions, by "hanging, drowning, and slamming at least one dog's body to the ground."

In other words, in the same month in which Vick declared that he never goes to his Surry County property, and the same month in which he sat face-to-face with the Commissioner, Vick had (according to the indictment) participated in the killing of as many as eight dogs deemed unfit for fighting.

Pro Football Talk's Vick Investigation Updates

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"How Do I Know That You Are Gay? You Like Coldplay"

Mac G's World's wingman, the Notorious DEK, wakes up from his daily blackout and spank bank deposit to find this great picture. The world is better off.

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" I am David Vitter and I Approve of this Message"

Sorry to my 10 readers, Mac G has been on a vacation hiatus/music festival in the West Virginia Mountains. My brain needed a few days to "adjust" to DC's lower elevation. A blog post is coming about my experience in Wild and Wonderful West Virginia.

Talking Points Memo has found these video ads from Mac G's World's favorite diaper lover, David Vitter's 2004 Senatorial campaign. I love how the Senator uses his kids as props to portray a family man image, even though he pays for whores to F him. My favorite line is when his wife hands him their infant son and says "Great, David, you can start by changing Jack." Priceless.

Scumbag Vitter announced that he will not resign, blamed his enemies and even had his wife publicly defend him.

At the same time the Vitters were going through counseling for David being a hooker loving crappy husband, they were shoving their family values message down the throats of Louisiana voters in his campaign. He was elected on false assumptions and it is probably time for him to resign. No way he can comeback in the US Senate from this at all and LA voters are getting a really RAW deal. Pun intended.

Too bad David is not a polygamist like the dude on Big Love. Check out Video, it is creepy. Even more creepy when you think of David being in the disposable huggies and not his young son.

Enjoy.


Filthy Whoremonger Scum-Sucking Diaperman David Vitter Won't Resign
Vitter's Family Values Ads
Diaper Fetish

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Dirty Diapers and Afternoon Delight with Blowjob Bob

Mac G's World has been hammering the dirty Republicans and rightfully so. I have never been one to be against kicking someone when they are down and especially after the continuous national nightmare that we live in or otherwise known as the Bush Presidency.

Back in 1998, then Congressman and now publicly shamed sleezebag Vitter did not like the actions of one President Bill Clinton and thought he should be impeached because he was morally unfit to govern.

Once again, a reference to the ambiguous "morality."

Is it moral to send 19 year olds to die? Is it moral to cut social programs for poor children? Is it moral to be against stem cell research? Is it moral to keep cheap drugs and medicine away from Americans? Is it moral to cut off funding for veterans hospitals? Is it moral to take the pensions away from life long workers?

Is it moral to have government officials lie to their citizens about reasons to start a war, illegal spying programs, and firing attorneys for clear political reasons? Is it moral to rip immigrant families apart? Is it moral to torture people we do not like or hold them indefinitely without a trial? Is it moral to never ever criticize and question the actions of our democratic elected government?

While you ponder your own definition of "morality", Vitter ripped Clinton by day and got his freaky icky on with a call girl at night.

We're talking about, among other things, Diaper Fetishism. That's right folks, according to a trusted inside source, Vitter was well known among other Canal Street Brothel patrons to like diapers as well as other bizarre "fetishes".

I want to reiterate, God Bless a Man for getting his kinks off! Diapers are not my thing but whatever you need Mr. Bible Beater to make Mr. Happy smile is fine by me. I enjoyed a good Tucker Max story back in the day when before he was a loser dork with an inflated ego living off his pseudo fame and producing make believe crap literature. I read Savage Love weekly for entertainment and a reminder that there are FAR bigger freaks out there than Mac G Daddy. (Note to my 8 readers, I have a Bday coming up, Send ANAL Beads!)

Speaking of JC Thumpers, it looks like Florida State Rep Robert Allen and Vitter like hypocrite was busted for trying to get a hum piece. It gets even juicer.

Officers say they noticed Allen acting suspicious as he went in and out of the men's restroom 3 times. Minutes later, he solicited an undercover male officer inside the restroom, offering to perform oral sex for $20.

This was poorly worded it makes it seem that Allen was paying the undercover for the BJ, nope it was your usual John Deal.

• First, a public restroom in a park? Those places are super disgusting just to take a leak, let alone blow some baby batter in. Gross.

• 20 bucks is the going rate for a BJ? I was thinking more like 40-60. I have no first hand knowledge, once again, from a friend. Allen not only hates gays and abortions, but is a cheap bastard too.

• The John McCain campaign has had a rough week. They are broke and his loyal longtime advisers have quit on him. Guess who is the co-chair in charge of his Florida campaign? Blow Job Bobby!
  

The Down with Tyranny Blog Sums up these 2 scum bags quite well.

There is a difference between Allen and Vitter. Vitter likes women prostitutes and supports the cross-dressing candidate for president. Allen's into the male variety and supports the most senile of the GOP contenders.

Candy, Take My Diaper off and Spank ME!
My Bible is dirtier than your Bible
Blow Job Bob gets BUSTED!
Savage Love
Slick Willie needs an apology, Baby Vitter

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"All I Wanna Do is a Zoom-Zoom-Zoom-Zoom and a BOOM, BOOM!"

Here is video of a Gred Oden's interview with stellar Blogger Miss Gossip. She gets right to the good juicy stuff of asking about the origination of the famous "Bump and Grind" picture. Enjoy. Oden needed a nickname and I am going with RUMP SHAKER.

Anyone have any suggestions for Oden nicknames?
The Big Lead
Miss Gossip Interview
Oden Needs Nickname
Oden is the RUMP SHAKER!



The Big Lead goes with "Pops"
Five Tool monikers ODB, Old Dirty Bastard

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Cry Me A River

House Republican leader has a quote today that I wanted to highlight.

Rep. John Boehner of Ohio, was biting in his criticism of Republicans who have parted company with Bush on the war. "Wimps," he called them in closed-door comments confirmed by an aide.

So Republican Senators, who are listening to their constituents about getting the F out of Iraq, are pussies but big bad John Boehner, who cries repeatedly and repeatedly in public, is not?

Mac G is OK with showing some emotion once in awhile and I have done plenty at the end of the bottle. Those Devil Women, "F You Veronica Corningstone!"

I do not get my macho man on right after breaking down, Johnny Boy. American kids are dying in Iraq every day, while our US foreign policy is stuck in denial rewind.
The same broken policy that you, John, continue to blindly support and call people names that do not.

A September report from the General will contain the same stale quotes of, "We are making progress," or "We need more time." This will not change anything at all. It just stalls the clock out more for the Administration's political reasons. In the meantime, chaos continues and American soldiers keep DYING!

Sweet Leadership and POP goes the GOP Caucus.

Name Calling in the GOP
GOP Caucus Cracking
Cry John a River
GOP blocks bill in Senate
US Soldiers Death Toll

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Superbad is going to be BAD A$$

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"Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga"

Sorry no X rated reference, only the New Album that came out yesterday by one of my favorite bands, Spoon. It is getting great reviews and could really blow this band's popularity up even more this summer. Take a Listen.

Spoon Review
Stream New Album
Spoon Myspace

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"What Does it Take to Get My Number off the DC Madam List?"

My main problem with the republican party is their so called "Moral" base coalition, which makes up a large portion of their voters.

They define what is "moral" or not. They blame liberals and Hollywood for the decay of culture. Whatever that means. Because violence, sex, and bad language first began in this country once Movies/TV began to show them and musicians started to sing about them. We should go back to the good ole days of the 50s, where women stayed in the kitchen, husband/wife slept in different beds and minorities had separate public bathrooms. The Good Ole Days!

Do not tell me how to lead my life and then behave in the exact opposite of what you are preaching. Save your sermons for your house and place of worship and far away from public policy debates.

This has never been so apparent than Louisiana Senator Vitter admitting hiring hookers from the DC Madam.

I could care less whether or not Vitter cheats on his wife and enjoys trips to Nawlins brothels. He can dress up in drag and get dildo stuck up his A$$. Who cares? I am more bothered by his hypocritical views. He argued vehemently against gay marriage and the importance of protecting traditional marriage. The whole time he was an adulterer.

Vitter clarified a remark suggesting that "gay marriage is more important that hurricane relief:"
"What I meant," Vitter said, is that "the existence or non-existence of a stable, loving, two-parent household" is the most significant predictor of success in life.

Vitter immediately went to the G O D card defense. No one can attack me once I get God's forgiveness. This is the same twisted logic that let Bush off from taking responsibility for being a drunk until he was 40, once he found God, it did not matter what he did the first 40 years of his life. Total BS.

Vitter's rapid fire media response was impressive and it turns out he knew it was COMING, pun intended. And guess who strikes again? Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine( trashy magazine, great website, a friend told me!)

The same Flynt, who recently offered a million dollars to anyone who could expose a politician, knew Vitter's number was on the DC Madam's client list.

Glenn Greenwald of Salon sums this Vitter family values crock of crap quite well.

So, to recap: in Louisiana, Vitter carried on a year-long affair with a prostitute in 1999. Then he ran for the House as a hard-core social conservative family values candidate, parading around his wife and kids as props and leading the public crusade in defense of traditional marriage.

Then, in Washington, he became a client of Deborah Palfrey's. Then he announced that amending the Constitution to protect traditional marriage was the most important political priority the country faces. Rush Limbaugh, Fred Thompson and Newt Gingrich supported the same amendment.

As always, it is so striking how many Defenders of Traditional Marriage have a record in their own broken lives of shattered marriages, multiple wives and serial adultery. And they never seek to protect the Sacred Institution of Traditional Marriage by banning the un-Christian and untraditional divorces they want for themselves when they are done with their wives and are ready to move on to the next, newer model. Instead, they only defend these Very Sacred Values by banning the same-sex marriages that they don't want for themselves.


Whether it is Revernd Haggard's preaching against sinful behavior while he did meth and screwed a gay hooker or Foley sponsoring bills for missing children at the same time he was sending dirty text messages to teenage boys, it is just pathetic two face behavior. Not the gay behavior part but the supporting of laws against the behavior they declare that is "immoral" and then partaking in the same behavior.

Sex is non partisan as anything and I am sure some democrats were clients but here here is a recap of some moral republican sex scandals.

As expected, the MSM is missing the true part of the Vitter story, his hypocrisy not his hooker fetish.

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Happy Hydro Humpday

Hawaiian Hottie HydroSlides! - Funny videos are here

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Smash My Pumpkin Heads

Halloween has come early in the Nation's Capitol. DC has officially gone Pumpkin CRAZY!! Check out this link. The Smashing Pumpkins are back on tour with a new album and having their CD release concert this evening at the 930 club.

The 930 club is one the best rock clubs on the east coast and holds probably 1500-2000 people. It is all GA seating. Rabid fans are offering $200 plus to buy a ticket and scalpers' hostage prices start at $350.

The entertaining part has been reading some of the offers on Craigslist. In order to limit scalpers and increase attendance of true fans, there was a 2 ticket limit and all tickets were will call. The person who's name was on the purchasing credit card has to attend and can bring one guest with them. This policy has led to unbelievable offers for their extra ticket.

Everyone wants a hot chick for a date and needs a photo for proof. Further proving my theory that life is easier for hot chicks. It might be a white male dominated society but any sexy chick can put on a short skirt and get whatever she wants. Guaranteed. Mac G puts on his usual summertime wife beater and gets JACK.

Everyone will get the other person drunk. The American Way: barter booze and the chance of sex for a concert ticket to see a a group with only 2 of the remaining members in it. How Low Will You GO?

I might just go down to the club to observe if anyone gets into a fight because they are forced to stand in line with the person who just bent them over for 250 bucks more than they paid for the ticket because their DSL connection was faster. NOW that is entertainment!

I was going to write all about Corgan and his milking of the cash cow one last time. However, I have had WAY too much Smashing Pumpkins knowledge in my brain for one day.

Pearl Jam and Nirvana blew them out of the water. Morphine and Blind Mellon were far better bands as well. Read here and here for your Smashing Pumpkins trip down memory lane.

I wanted to highlight some of my favorite Craiglist offers.

• One of my new favorite blogs needed a date. His request was normal.
  
• Need a Surf Lesson? Here is your man.
  
• This fan takes pictures and works at an ice cream store. I am perplexed to figure out the euphemism at work here. The meaning of John from Cincinnati has me stumped as well.
  
• This kid used his mom's credit card and needs a mom look alike to go with. Hilarious.
  
• This guy kids about giving up his kid and organ for a ducket. Is it really humor?
• Any guesses to what this girl will be or do for a ticket? Your blind date or WHORE
• This guy is willing to sell out his buddy for a whore. Great Friend and Idea.
  
• This fanatic can provide you a rare UK SP album and tell you tall tales of the glorious Pumpkins 90's days. The days of H and more H.
  
• This whore will give you a place to crash in Bmore and a chance at a backstage Virgin festival pass.
  
• She wants to be your date/whore.
• My favorite ones are always the creepy guys looking for some ass to lure by a free ticket. It is a 100% lock to never ever work and most guys know this but will still try unsuccessfully, over and over. This is the same reason the Internet exists for mostly porn purposes. He needs a hot chick.This creep wants a possible date to get creative.
• And my All time Favorite: Only Dirty Girls Apply!
  

UPDATE: Pictures from 930 Club Show

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"Dr. Rockso, Back Off Man"

Lindsay Lohan, Bill Maas, Kate Moss, Robert Downey Jr and Michael Irvin all have something in common. Dr. Rockso is their favorite musician and they love the Booga Sugga! kakakakaka yeiiiiiii

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Case of the Mac G Mondays

Busy weekend in Peoria, Illinois, aka, "Ptown." Ex-NFL DLineman and current NFL Fox broadcaster, Bill Maas got pulled over and busted with a loaded gun, 6 grams of blow, 5 grams of herb, and 22 pills of E. He was with a 27 year old chick, over half his age. Now this is my kind of party animal!! He should be in Vinnie Chase's crew. I do not understand the need for loaded guns but whatever, maybe from stopping others like the Wire's Omar from stealing his stash.

Did Maas know that Bonnaroo was over 2 weeks ago? Lollapalooza is not until August either. He allowed the cops to search his car after he looked nervous, another bonehead move. I have seen enough Cops episodes and consulted with a few attorneys to realize the cops have to have a reason to search your vehicle. Once you allow them, it is over.

Mass used to be married to Dan Marino's sister and Marino hates him.(scroll down for story) Maas sat in jail all day before anyone realized who he was and cops are still wondering what he was doing in Ptown. Do not all people that live in Ptown ask themselves that same question? Sorry Racho, I had to do it.

UPDATED: Mug Shot Time.

Good Ole Brian Urlacher is being accused by his baby mama to send these type of text messages.

Go to hell you f------ ----."

"Grow the f--- up and quit praying and get a job."

"You're a f------ fruit cake."

"Your raising a little p---y."

Elijah Dukes still has him beat. It turns out his baby mama sounds pretty Fn NUTS. She sued some Lord of the Dance star, Michael Flatley, for raping her. The case has been thrown out and this dancer is now counter suing her. Urlacher sounds like quite the white trash father already by already calling his 2 year old a pussy. I wonder how a 2 year old does NOT become a pussy? I am perplexed.

Further Proof that Sports Blogs are becoming increasingly more relevant and taking over the sports world. A blog post from a Seattle Mariners' Blog about Mariners pitcher King Felix throwing too many fastballs was given to the Mariners pitching coach. He showed it to King Felix, who then blanked the A's 4-0 by mixing in more breaking balls.

I would write a letter to the Orioles and Nats coaches about how Chris Ray and Austin Kearns both suck and should be demoted. Honestly, I have stopped caring. When do NFL training camps begin?

Roger Federer is the freaking man and pure magician with the tennis racket! Sunday's match was some of the best tennis that I have ever watched. Federer was pushed to the limit by Nadal and turned it up a notch in the 5th set to claim his fifth straight Wimbledon title. Federer is arguably one of the best tennis players ever and Nadal could be the best clay court player ever. Federer is 25 and Nadal is 22. I can not wait for the possible rematch in the US Open.

Miss New Jersey is being blackmailed by an anonymous person, who is threatening to release naked photos of her unless she gives up her crown. Is the New Jersey crown worth going to the federal prison over? Will they not be pulling high dollar tricks at a Atlantic City casino in 5 years anyway? I love how Jersey girls and naked pictures go hand in hand. I have a funny feeling my friend and current Jersey resident Scooter might be up to something. He loves him some Jersey.

Near triple digit temps in the nation's capitol and a massive hangover sent Mac G scurrying for AC on 7/7/07. I was rewarded by checking out the Live Earth concerts in HD. Foo Fighers put on the best show by far, Dave Grohl was just rocking it. Roger Waters, Madonna, and the Police had amazing performances as well.

I was impressed with the positive message of the performers and how the world can be united around the idea of leaving the earth in better condition for future generations. This is not a political issue of right vs left but of course this did not stop the US conservative right from attacking the purpose of the concerts.

I do not have the energy to destroy the conservative position on global warming. It is hard to have honest policy debate about solutions when one side continually denies the existence of a true problem.

I was pissed and not surprised to find out that Al Gore had wanted the US show to be in front of the capitol on the national mall. Global Warming hater, Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe blocked the show on the grounds of the event being political. Even though Republican Senator Oylimpia Snow had cosponsored the bill for the concert.

Inhofe is the ranking member of Senate committee that deals with environmental issues and he is pretty much insane. He thinks God will settle out the environment and he hates gay people too. On the Senate floor last year, he showed a picture of his family and proclaimed proudly that no one in his family is gay. I guess maybe I am finally glad that I am a oppressed DC citizen with no representation in the US Senate than have Jilted James as my representative. Poor Boomer Sooners.

The Native American Museum did salvage some pride for the DC. They allowed a few musical acts on their grounds, highlighted by Garth Brooks.

Happy MONDAY!!!!

Maas+Guns+Blow+Pills=Ptown
Urlacher's up for Baby Daddy of the year
King Felix gets Advice from Blog
Roger Federer is the best tennis player on the planet
Miss Jersey being blackmailed
Mac G's American Idol
Foo Fighters KICK A$$, Grohl the ultimate Rock Star
The Police Rocked!
Pundits on energey companies payroll are cluess spew lies about Global Warming
Inhofe blocks Live Earth at US Capitol
Inhofe is in denial
Inhofe hates Gays
Video of Inhofe's Pure and Hetero family
Garth Brooks plays at Native American Museum

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Man Whore Pig

Mac G's World was looking at ways to increase our viewership and move on down the yellow brick road of World Domination. Stripper Stories and masturbation jokes seem to help. I came across some advice from Five Tool Tool and You Have Been Blinded.
Five Tool came up with ways to generate comments too.

Honestly, I did not get past the part of being a whore and everyone loves a good whore, especially BOMBED at 3am. Here goes with my list of blogs and websites that I have been checking out recently. I will try to make this a weekly feature.

• Booman Tribune provides great intellectual political discussion of this Fd up world we live in.

• Big Shirtless Rob is the most similar blog out there to MGsW and his humor is sweet. Plus Rob loves to rip celebs and republicans.

• Brahsome is pretty Brahsome, Brah. Ditto on wanting something strange on the weekends.
  

• The Big Picture has a running segment on "Would You Do...." Done and Done.
• I Guess I'm Floating is a pretty sweet music blog.
  
• Ice Station Tango provides more fire than ice about our Fd up Govt and Media.
  
• Kung Fu Monkey, how can you go wrong with a blog with that name?
  
• The House Next Door is the best blog out there for entertainment analysis. Their LOST and Sopranos recaps were amazing.
• Bourbon For Breakfast- Exchanging wickey for my java could solve numerous problems every morning.

The "I can get convicted of lying to the FBI and a Grand Jury, obstructing justice but still get out of jail" rant about Scooter Libby is coming. I am finally cooled down enough to post it.

Find the end of the bottle this weekend or get something strange. Better yet, hit the late daily double and score both.
word, Mac G.

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